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  • 18-08-2006 8:08pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭


    Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for
    judgment.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been such a good man
    and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
    out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
    with God. I have a question for Him."

    St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
    Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"

    God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
    "Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your design;

    1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
    4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don't
    even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.

    "Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in few things and waited for the results.

    After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to
    be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Got a larf out of me. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭whassupp2


    good. thumbs up


  • Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Yeah I read it before but still laughed :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Not Bad - worth a laugh at any rate. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 RC45


    I've just spat a mouthful of beer all over the keyboard ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭Max_Damage


    'Tis a goodin'! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    its funny cos its true!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭Froot


    crap :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 66 ✭✭lopppy


    quality! goin on my bebo blog!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Art_Wolf


    *thumbs up*

    Got a chuckle :)


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