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  • #52
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    My nipples are harder than a blind lesbians nipples' in a fish market.
    mmmmm......fish


  • #53
    scojones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    My nipples are harder than a blind lesbians nipples' in a fish market.
    pics plz.


  • #54
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    sjones wrote:
    pics plz.
    007%20%20fish%20market.jpg


  • #55
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    O_O

    -_-

    O_O

    *me blinking slowly*


  • #56
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Sarky wrote:
    O_O

    -_-

    O_O

    *me blinking slowly*
    whaswrong?


  • #57
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There's something in my eye :(


  • #58
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    your eyeball?


  • #59
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    probably a tumor


  • #60
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Syrinx didn't mention me. ;_;

    /suicide


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  • #61
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Sarky wrote:
    Syrinx didn't mention me. ;_;

    /suicide
    I want you so bad it hurts. Rawr. :o


  • #62
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Syrinx has you in mind

    /resurrects


  • #63
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Zombie <3?


  • #64
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Sarky wrote:
    Zombie <3?
    any way you want it :o:o


  • #65
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Breeeaaaaas-

    I mean, braaaaaaiiiinssss...


  • #66
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Finally a man who wants me for my brains!! :D


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  • #67
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    syrinx wrote:
    Finally a man who wants me for my brains!! :D
    ...and spinal column, grey matter, medulla oblongata etc...


  • #68
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Rhyme wrote:
    ...and spinal column, grey matter, medulla oblongata etc...
    it's what's inside that counts? :D


    *inside the PANTS :o


  • #69
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Assuming you're wearing your pants on your head.

    That would be hot >_>


  • #70
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Sarky wrote:
    Assuming you're wearing your pants on your head.

    That would be hot >_>

    ok, lemme readjust... ;D


    or rather cold >.>


  • #71
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Karoma wrote:
    That Shabadadabadabadu gets all the wimmins. :(
    Hey, this is the internet baby, just pretend you're a chick.

    *sexes you, Tar, tSubh & Silverfish in hott lesbian 5way*


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  • #72
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Shabadu wrote:
    Hey, this is the internet baby, just pretend you're a chick.

    *sexes you, Tar, tSubh & Silverfish in hott lesbian 5way*
    ;(


  • #73
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *sexes bluewolf in a hott lesbian way so she doesn't feel left out*


  • #74
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    me and syrinx eh? rawr ;)

    *doesnt feel left out anymore* :D


  • #75
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    there is alot of sexing going on in here.... Good!


  • #76
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    A Blessing

    I want your eyes to catch colors gathered, scattered, spattered
    I want you to witness light and shadow playing tag
    I want your ears to sip silence mumbled, trembled, tattered
    I want you to hear music blare in and out of wag.

    And when the night had drawn her yawn,
    I want you to dream contented
    with food for thought and visions drawn
    and stories you've invented.
    Till morning brings a want to wake,
    and want to walk for walking's sake.

    The rain should roll off your shoulders.
    The sun should warm your face.
    I want your feet to know the ground
    and carry you in grace. ©


  • #77
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Matt, that's beautiful!


  • #78
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    american piffle triple tbfo imho........

    Im not a morning person, and i havent had my coffee, and jules80 did bad things to me in my sleep .......


  • #79
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    anti wrote:
    and jules80 did bad things to me in my sleep .......

    She'll also do bad things to you while you sleep (which is good!!!)


  • #80
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me rereads thread

    ZOMFG!!! HOODWINKED!

    Oh well. *sexx0rz bluewolf*


  • #81
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Sarky wrote:
    /me rereads thread

    ZOMFG!!! HOODWINKED!

    Oh well. *sexx0rz bluewolf*
    unf. punish me ;)


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  • #82
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    You're gonna get sex0red later!


  • #83
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    by whom? =D


  • #84
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You'll have to guess, there'll be blindfolds.


  • #85
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    there were no blindfolds. or people sex0ring me. I am thoroughly unsatisfied.


  • #86
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Then who the hell did I just grope?!


  • #87
    Fernanda Gray Zombie
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Fernanda Gray Zombie


    Not me :(:(


  • #88
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Sarky wrote:
    Then who the hell did I just grope?!
    /me buckles his belt and zips up his fly

    Thanks hun...


  • #89
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My second choice, of course >_>


  • #90
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I'm happy enough to be your number 2 Sarky, I doubt I'd have the energy for anything else...


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  • #91
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me bumps thread to make everyone uncomfortable


  • #92
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    She wants to WHAT me?


  • #93
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    She wants to sex you.

    And by you, she means me.

    And by she, she means you.

    I <3 bluewolf. I have a big scrap book full of the pictures of herself I persuaded her to put on the internet using different aliases on IRC and pretending to be a girl and stuff. I photoshopped myself in beside her in sexy poses before printing them out. I keep it under my pillow, on which I got her face printed at a tshirt shop and added bluewolf + Sarky 4EVA in my own blood.


  • #94
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Real rivetting stuff sho'nuff ..sho'nuff


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