Teh lusteh laydeez !

spacecoyote

from which one, are we to be treated as mere objects now???

smash

apparently so.... I'm offended!!!!

not really though....

takola

No. I just asked which one of ye were pming her! :rolleyes: Get a grip spaceman!

spacecoyote

i really don't know how impressed i am with my stalker, first i had to share with one person, now its two :mad: :mad:

Deer

We're evolving now Tak - we're sharing our stalkees! See Jules is after robbing Fysh from me but I'm happy enough to share him part time. Can I have spacey for one or two goes?

spacecoyote

well if Tak wants to share me, then i'm happy to be shared. Get prepped for another splattering Deer

smash

I think we'll have to set up a few lads as stalkers now!

takola

Nope! Not sharing my stalkees!!!!! :eek:

spacecoyote

nah, see female stalkers is sexy, like that movie Crush, male stalkers is not, like that movie Cape Fear

Hail 2 Da Chimp

takola wrote:

Nope! Not sharing my stalkees!!!!! :eek:

Now thats just greedy!!!

takola

Why do you want a go on spaceman too?? :eek:

LOOK HE'S MINE AND NONE OF YE ARE HAVING HIM! YE CAN HAVE A GO ON CHAMLIS!!! But spaceman and kaiser are mine, only Jules can touch Kaiser

Hail 2 Da Chimp

takola wrote:

Why do you want a go on spaceman too?? :eek:

No thanks, but its time ye stalkers realised us stalkees are not just objects you can own!!

smash

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hmm.... Thats quite the Ingenious plan Steve!!!

takola

Ok people.. I have an announcement to make.. Spaceman has thrown hissy fit after hissy fit about having to share me so I'm officially his stalker and his stalker alone!!

Jules will have to take over Kaiser and someone else could take chamlis?? Please!!!

Spaceman I don't wanna hear another word outta you!!!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Awww.... thats true love for ya...

Deer

Humph - well I'm taking my babyoil elsewhere - sorry spacey!

spacecoyote

damn you takola, i explained this, a stalker can choose who to stalk, but a stalkee cannot choose who stalks them!!! Thats makes all us guys fair game (i like babyoil :mad: )

smash

Deer wrote:

Humph - well I'm taking my babyoil elsewhere - sorry spacey!

more for the rest of us so...

takola

Ok fine.. Deer take him! And you can become his official stalker please

Deer

steve06 wrote:

more for the rest of us so...

That's right steve - wanna slather some on me? Ask spacey where the best place is to put it!;)

Fysh

That's right Deer, get yourself over to Papa Fysh with that babyoil...

Deer

takola wrote:

Ok fine.. Deer take him! And you can become his official stalker please

It's fine - I was only looking after him in your absence. He was getting very frisky and I didn't want him to explode too much over you;) He is a dirty boy though fair ****s to him!

Deer

Fysh wrote:

That's right Deer, get yourself over to Papa Fysh with that babyoil...

LOL at Fysh's siggie!

smash

Deer wrote:

That's right steve - wanna slather some on me? Ask spacey where the best place is to put it!;)

can I not just fell around and find out myself?

takola

No I really do want someone else to take him. I'm sure L4L will be more than happy too if you've got too many!

projectmayhem

this thread.... no words can describe it.

maybe a webcam image can though

smash

ye, could all the girls please post webcam images...... Deer, get the babyoil first

Deer

I threw out my web cam after the episode detailed above. However if someone want's to buy me a laptop and a new webcam they are more than welcome. I will reward them in kind

spacecoyote

or maybe they could all get together, then get the babyoil out, then get the cam???

Deer

I'd have to charge though

spacecoyote

How much, and what would be received?

Deer

Actually I'd prefer to do what I did one night in a niteclub in Cork. Just as a starter of course. My friend and I (friend was blonde, body like Christina Agulara, you could punch her stomach and you'd come out the worst for it) decided to have a beer fight. We were both wearing tight tee shirts and no bras underneath. It got very messy. The bouncers started handing us pints to throw over ourselves. The manager came up and gave us another few pints. This eventually ended up with us standing on the couches with guys everywhere cheering. It was an incentive to buy drink at the bar so that we could further soak each other.

We are now welcomed anytime we cross the threshold of that club. And no - it was not a lap dancing club either.

The bad part was my mother collected the pair of us as we couldn't get a taxi. She was not impressed.

smash

now what taxi wouldn't stop for a pair of girls with no bras and wet t-shirts.....

Deer

I supposed they'd seen it all anyway:D

Fysh

Methinks I'll have to start frequenting Cork nightclubs again. Where was it this happened...?

Deer

One of the Oliver Plunkett Street ones it's embarrassing to say where as it's a sh it hole

The lap dancing clubs aren't very tolerant of girls dancing when their there drinking. Myself and the same girl were dancing one night cos we were there with a load of guys and the bouncer told us "ladies this is a lap dancing club not a night club - stop dancing" The damn cheek of him!

smash

Deer wrote:

I supposed they'd seen it all anyway:D

well then next time you'll have to wear no knickers too!

Deer

I don't wear those things when I go out - they get in the way;)

smash

good stuff, short skirts too I hope!

projectmayhem

Deer wrote:

I don't wear those things when I go out - they get in the way;)

teh win

Fysh

Deer oh Deer I'm looking forward to the next Cork Beers session. Getting all hot under the collar, so I am...and flustered around the choke chain area too, for that matter.

smash

Fysh - we got the best stalker......

Deer

Well jules has control of that choke chain for the day remember!!!

Fysh

steve06 wrote:

Fysh - we got the best stalker......

You're damn right there buddy

chamlis

takola wrote:

Why do you want a go on spaceman too?? :eek:

LOOK HE'S MINE AND NONE OF YE ARE HAVING HIM! YE CAN HAVE A GO ON CHAMLIS!!! But spaceman and kaiser are mine, only Jules can touch Kaiser

What the Hell? I'm stalkable....

Jules

HOLD ON A GOD DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!

WHAT IS GOING ON INI HERE I LEAVE FOR A FEW HOURS AND THE PLACE GOES TO SH1TE!!

RIGHT FIRST THINGS FIRST:

Doom - you have hail, and that is enough for any one woman!!
Takola - im shocked and surprised at you.... you will rein in your man and show him the back of your hand for stepping outta line, as for kaiser well he is fine and well reined in!
Deer - you are getting a bit greedy my deer! (tehe) any will limit your stalking to the following - god i cant even remember who it was
Me - ill have my full time amp and anti and part time fysh and kaiser
Lusty - will have who she pleases

Please ladies keep them in line and we will have no men stalking us its just not right!!!!!


*cracks whip Get Back In Order!!!!!

takola

You are babe, Very stalkable. But I ain't the stalking type!!

Nah ah jules.. I'm done!

Jules

takola i need you!!! only you can rein in the lusty man SC, what would L4L say!!! we are letting the side down!

spacecoyote

no one can control a spacecoyote, we're like the Jimmy Dean of the animal kingdom (only without the premature death)