How to get a day off work

jackfish

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and
made funny noises.
My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home
and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, " And where do you think you're going?




She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

Capt'n Midnight

I told my boss I wouldn't be in to work because I was sick.
'How sick ?' he asked
So I told him I was sleeping with my sister.

fillmore jive

:eek: :eek: :eek:

folan

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I told my boss I wouldn't be in to work because I was sick.
'How sick ?' he asked
So I told him I was sleeping with my sister.

oh now thats sick!

jobonar

heard the 1st 1 before but i think ya'd need more than a few days off work if you were sleeping with your sister!!!

Kojak

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I told my boss I wouldn't be in to work because I was sick.
'How sick ?' he asked
So I told him I was sleeping with my sister.

That's just wrong. :eek: :eek:

Mad Dog

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I told my boss I wouldn't be in to work because I was sick.
'How sick ?' he asked
So I told him I was sleeping with my sister.

Sick but funny

Heard the first one before but still funny too

Kazu

lol