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The Hormone Hostage

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  • 28-08-2006 3:30pm
    #1
    Sengoku79
    Registered Users Posts: 356 ✭✭


    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
    man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!
    This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
    the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

    DANGEROUS:

    SAFER:

    SAFEST:

    ULTRA SAFE:

    What's for dinner?

    Can I help you with dinner?

    Where would you like to go for dinner?

    Here, have some chocolate.

    Are you wearing that?

    Wow, you sure look good in brown!

    WOW! Look at you!

    Here, have some chocolate

    What are you so worked up about?

    Could we be overreacting?

    Here's my paycheck.

    Here, have some chocolate.

    Should you be eating that?

    You know, there are a lot of apples left.

    Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    Here, have some chocolate.

    What did you DO all day?

    I hope you didn't over-do it today.

    I've always loved you in that robe!

    Here, have some more chocolate.

    13 Things PMS Stands For:

    1 Pass My Shotgun

    2 Psychotic Mood Shift

    3 Perpetual Munching Spree

    4 Puffy Mid-Section

    5 People Make me Sick

    6 Provide Me with Sweets

    7 Pardon My Sobbing

    8 Pimples May Surface

    9 Pass My Sweat pants

    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

    11. Plainly; Men Suck

    12. Pack My Stuff

    And my favorite one.

    13. Potential Murder Suspect


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    #2
    jackfish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 38 ✭jackfish


    Good one!:D


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    #3
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    add-on joke:

    how do you make a hormone?


    kick her in the face


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    #4
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,903 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Sengoku79 wrote:
    DANGEROUS:
    SAFER:
    SAFEST:
    ULTRA SAFE:


    What's for dinner?
    Can I help you with dinner?
    Where would you like to go for dinner?
    Here, have some chocolate.


    Are you wearing that?
    Wow, you sure look good in brown!
    WOW! Look at you!
    Here, have some chocolate



    What are you so worked up about?
    Could we be overreacting?
    Here's my paycheck.
    Here, have some chocolate.



    Should you be eating that?
    You know, there are a lot of apples left.
    Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
    Here, have some chocolate.



    What did you DO all day?
    I hope you didn't over-do it today.
    I've always loved you in that robe!
    Here, have some more chocolate.
    .


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    #5
    jobonar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭jobonar


    its all so true!!!


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    #6
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Nice one. :)


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    #7
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    lol :D:D


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