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McGregor the Pier-Builder

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  • 28-08-2006 5:46pm
    #1
    CJX-3X12
    Registered Users Posts: 24 ✭


    This Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.

    "Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they
    call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."

    He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "AH built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they
    call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."

    "But ye screw ONE sheep...."


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