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Sunderland Under Keane

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  • 30-08-2006 10:14am
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    Roy Keanes been managing Sunderland for two weeks. As expected, its a tough regime and everyones in fear of the man. Every non match day comprises of a rough 16 hour training session, leeaving the players exhausted. However, for two Thursdays in a row, Roy leaves early and tells the lads to carry on on their own. On the third Thursday, Roy again leaves at 6pm and tells the lads to carry on, he`ll see them in the morning.

    'Fcuk this' says Cunningham, we`ve been training like mad for 3 straight weeks now. Im off home, whos with me.

    All the others agree, sure hows Roy to know? So they head home.

    Cunningham walks in the door of his house, opens the bedroom door, and sees Keane in their making out with his wife. Shocked, Cunningham quietly closes the door and for the time being does nothing.

    The next week Roy heads off early on the Thursday again.

    'Are we skippin off?' asks Elliot

    'Fcuk no' says Cunningham. 'Im staying put. Roy nearly caught me skiving off last time' :eek: :D


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