The Official "rant/bitch/moan" Thread

ApeXaviour

*mumble *grumble generic thesis/f.y.p.r./dissertation hatred

John

Dead Ed wrote:

God bless meteor. a gang of us sent 1200 free texts to a mate to try and jam up his 3310. It worked.

Damn, that makes my efforts today look sucky. I set O2 to send the phrase "I love band practice!" 100-150 times each to Roro, Marc and the infamous John Guiney today.

Edwardius

Hmmm, shopping addiction.

Nietzschean

my record is only about 2.5k txts at marcus's phone, poor guy...don't think it worked for days with them still being delivered all the day (back when o2 was 500 free txts per person + o2sms script )

ApeXaviour

Dead Ed wrote:

Hmmm, shopping addiction.

Better not be with my credit card again... Ya short-changed me by a fiver last time ya theivin scum. I want a pint on monday!

Remember who you're dealing with....

Crash

Is it wrong that i'm only finishing this degree to get a degree?

ApeXaviour

&#231 wrote: »

Is it wrong that i'm only finishing this degree to get a degree?

Nope... 5 months vs. 3 and 1/2 years. I'd do the same. Any degree will open a lot of doors for you to do whateverthehell you want.

Edit: Oops, I forgot crash wasnt in final year... Nevermind the above. Anywhooooo la dee da dee da *whistles

Oh crap I better get back to my report!

Nietzschean

ApeXaviour wrote:

Nope... 5 months vs. 3 and 1/2 years. I'd do the same. Any degree will open a lot of doors for you to do whateverthehell you want.

i assume he has a year and 5 months.... if its any concilation lots of people i know with degree's are all in the same position.....

John

&#231 wrote: »

Is it wrong that i'm only finishing this degree to get a degree?

You wouldn't be the first and at least you'll have a qualification to go off and do what you like after.

Edwardius

ApeXaviour wrote:

Better not be with my credit card again... Ya short-changed me by a fiver last time ya theivin scum. I want a pint on monday!

Remember who you're dealing with....

Oh, realised that yeserday from lookin' at the paypal thing. Ended up buying another vintage razor with me laser card and I have no idea why. Must be some sort of acquisition disorder.

Re: the flag, oooh, I'm so afraid of "international finance". What are they going to do? Throw their eyedrops at me? Make a deadbeat comedy where the loser (a successful lawyer, unlucky in matters of the heart) wins over the chick in human resources through self indulgent misery masquerading as a pathetic flicker or notion of wit. They never show what happens years down the line when he readjusts to the normal state and declares everything Teeeerrrrrriiiiblle again and rots under his own crippling, self indulgent misery and all of the above to a soundtrack of crappy new York accordion music. Possibly in black and white. (shit that would get to me! Damn annoyance-o-meter) GRRRRRR.

Rant: thickest bit of my beard has descended into gingeritis.

Stargal

But... you have black hair.

Crash

Its how it works - I get the ginger every now and then.

Stargal

But... that makes no sense. Why ginger? You both have dark hair.

/head implodes

Dave3x

Dormant ginger genes come through in facial hair. Can't remember why, but it's explained in The Ginger Kid's Survival Book which is rather hilarious.

ApeXaviour

Nothin wrong with a bit o ginger! Adds character, pizazz, oomph and a little bit of va-va-voom...



Don't see me moaning about the black hairs in my beard.

Troglodyte

Myth wrote:

Rant: thickest bit of my beard has descended into gingeritis.

You're complaining about a bit of ginger? How about having dark blond hair, but with completely ginger facial hair? I tried growing a beard last summer and I looked odd. Very, very odd. I then shaved it off enough to leave what may be termed "designer stubble", kind of like that guy off Miami Vice. Which made me look like a homeless drug dealer. Facial hair and me do not go well together.

John

I've loads of ginger in my beard. Doesn't bother me, it adds a bit of spice as Dec says. By the way, the beard is making a comeback

europerson

Troglodyte wrote:

Facial hair and me do not go well together.

I can't imagine you with facial hair, strangely. If I let my beard grow long enough, I too bask in the delight of a certain gingerness.

europerson

I have a sore throat. It's one of those ones that makes one's head sore and almost sore all over. This could only happen during the fortnight when I have two assignments due.

Pet

I have blonde facial hair. It looks ridiculous. Stupid genes. Nobody in my family has ever grown a beard because it looks so silly. That's one means of disguise gone out the window (unless I wanna dye it, but come on, the maintenance!).

Stargal

Boys are hilarious. I never knew you had to go through this whole strange-coloured-facial-hair malarky.

John

Don't laugh yet, when you're old a wrinkly you'll go through the same trials and tribulations.

Stargal

Nah, I'll just go grey, and if my parents and older sisters are anything to go by it won't happen for a good while yet.

/resumes laughing/being intrigued by the gingerness

John

You're time will come! Mark my words!

Stargal

Never! There's no way that my over-confidence and foolhardiness on this issue could ever possibly backfire on me. Nope, no possible way.

/sits back and waits for imminent arrival of ginger beard

John

no doubt one will sprout instantaneously with a small popping sound

Time Magazine

Ow! I have what seems to be a tooth deciding to grow under my gum. Either that or the indent in my gum (rub your tongue along your gum above your teeth, you have them too!) has become so swollen it genuinely feels like a tooth is emerging. And I wonder how the **** that happened.

I pity babies.

Pet

Maybe it's a wisdom tooth? They're useless curses, all they do is cause you pain, suffering and expense.

paperclip

Where exactly in the mouth is this swollen area? Is it hard or soft?
You can check to see if it's a tooth by using a spoon and listening out for a clink, that's how mothers see when their kids are teething before the tooth erupts.