The Official "rant/bitch/moan" Thread

Agent Smith

whats going to annoy you more is that the 2 euro shop off henry street sells them for 2 euro for 200...

claireoby

Putting the fairy lights back into the packaging to return them ended up being as tedious as changing every light bulb! And then today exchanged them for new ones--brought them home and they dont work either!!!!grrrrr....I just want twinkling lights in my room!!!

snorlax

the photos from the pimpdaddy beers last night!

we have a strip tease and everything, along with photographic proof...!

Crash

I read that as pornographic proof.

anyhow, i'm tired. need sleep. Being a passenger in long drive tiring. Especially cus i had to keep ian entertained

wheresthebeef

town is so full of shopping people its impossible to navigate your way round.
i hate shoppers, and i hate those annoying people that walk across you when your clearly walking in a particular direction and make you have to swerve.

snorlax

people often have so much on their minds that they don't take others into account.
you should go into the crafts fair in temple bar on Sundays and Fridays, very relaxing and make sure it's followed by a crepe and coffee in lemon jelly just across the road.

wheresthebeef

snorlax, how much are the lemon jelly people paying you?

only kidding. town can be such a nightmare. although i took a stroll through campus at about 5.15 and it was lovely. so quiet.

Pet

wheresthebeef wrote:

town is so full of shopping people its impossible to navigate your way round.
i hate shoppers, and i hate those annoying people that walk across you when your clearly walking in a particular direction and make you have to swerve.

I agree wholeheartedly. If you ever meet John2, get him to do his crazy person impression, then copy it. It totally works, the crowds will part like the red sea, although you will get some nervous glances..

John

Pet wrote:

I agree wholeheartedly. If you ever meet John2, get him to do his crazy person impression, then copy it. It totally works, the crowds will part like the red sea, although you will get some nervous glances..

And facial hair helps too

snorlax

lemon jelly bought me off with their decent coffee wheresthebeef...

you never i never have to ask what i want in the canteen in James, your man always just get a coffee anyhow, kinda disturbing...:)

ApeXaviour

John2 wrote:

And facial hair helps too

I shall be requesting a performance on our next rendezvous for mimicking purposes.

snorlax wrote:

i never have to ask what i want in the canteen in James, your man always just get a coffee anyhow, kinda disturbing...:)

Maybe he looooves you


Ah no, I love it when I order a pint down in my local and then don't have to say the name of the drink for the rest of the night. It reallly makes ya feel welcome as a customer. It's just someone who likes customers.. Watch other regulars, I'm sure he does it for them too.

snorlax

welll it's nice to have someone who always smiles at me every morning, it certainly beats the staff that used to work in the canteen last year, you'd be afraid to ask them anything, never a smile...:(!

air_vent

Dam women Im finished with them for a while.


UGH why do yous do it to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fade

you mean untill friday when we find you a very agreable yank who "loves anal and fisting" cos you do too!

on the other hand, whiskey? that will help....

air_vent

nah had a yank wouldnt do.

I just want to go home now, just so sick of this place.

Tonight im going to get pissed and more than likely cry and have one of those tosses about an ex and die a little more inside.

But if i get a Jap or a scandinavian to seduce me I'll be okay

Agent Smith

japan is the coolest nation on earth...


/moan i dont get to see my lecturer for Over a month, ( trust me)

i dont know what the feck happened there

ApeXaviour

air_vent wrote:

Tonight im going to get pissed and more than likely cry and have one of those tosses about an ex and die a little more inside.

Shizzle, sorry to hear about that mate. I know the feeling. It's fuckin nasty. Ah I wouldn't worry much though, it's not like you ever had much trouble with the ladies.

Em when you coming home? So we can get you drunk and bring you to strip club..

ApeXaviour

<moan>

I hate texting drunk, I mean I love doing it but I hate the consequences. I've been especially naughty tonite. Dreading the morning. Should go to bed before sober up any more

</rant>

air_vent

Im rick James bitch!!!


the Darkness Charlie Murphy, rick james

ApeXaviour

air_vent wrote:

2: the purge , the most crucial stage. This is when u purge urself of what ailes you , masturbation etc.

Wait. Is masturbation what ails you? Or is it what helps the purge?

air_vent

ApeXaviour wrote:

Wait. Is masturbation what ails you? Or is it what helps the purge?

That is the purge you see, cleaning the system. Releasing it all man

Time Magazine

Bollix, I lost my pencil-case .

I'm sad now.

Angry Banana

Angry Banana wrote:

Bollix, I lost my pencil-case .

I'm sad now.

Given the spirit that is Christmas, I think we at the TCD Board should pool together and buy Enda a new pencil case. Let's not get caught up in the constant spending and worrying about Christmas, no, let us please think of someone whose Christmas will not be full of happiness and joy - like Enda.

I'll throw in 90c for this bad boy. Any takers? By the way, if someone volunteers their credit card, that'd be cool too...

ApeXaviour

air_vent wrote:

That is the purge you see, cleaning the system. Releasing it all man

Indeed. Let it be known then that your stages seem logical and well thought out to me. I bid thee success in them through these trying times.

ApeXaviour

EduMyth wrote:

Given the spirit that is Christmas, I think we at the TCD Board should pool together and buy Enda a new pencil case.[/size]

In this cold weather I think he could do with a scarf / pencil case combo:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/Pink-Fairy-Scarf-and-Pencil-Case_W0QQitemZ5449303761QQcategoryZ315QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

John

ApeXaviour wrote:

In this cold weather I think he could do with a scarf / pencil case combo:

http://cgi.ebay.ie/Pink-Fairy-Scarf-and-Pencil-Case_W0QQitemZ5449303761QQcategoryZ315QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

It would match his face.

wheresthebeef

Dunnes have ugly scarves, that could match too

Must...resist...obvious...joke...

John

What's the (not-so-)obvious joke?

Well who were we talking about? And what was Mr. beef's comment?

Bah! Beef edited his.