The Official "rant/bitch/moan" Thread

ApeXaviour

John2 wrote:

I know I did! I love heroines like Storm from X-Men or Princess Leia from Star Wars.

Sorry but nobody can top wonderwoman <insert cool seventies jumping off buildings sound effect>. Where can I get bracelets that block bullets?

Nietzschean

Na , the Phenoix from xmen ftw

I hate mornings.

Barry Aldwell

I hate Bord Gais for making me have to be awake right now

Edwardius

ApeXaviour wrote:

Caffeine is the main gateway drug. 99.5% of heroin addicts drank coffee, tea, coca-cola or hotchoc before moving onto heroin.

No man, Food is the main gateway substance. 100% of future junkies will have, at some stage in their lives, eaten food.

Rant: Not really though more of a self indulgent whinge. You know when, at the start of a cold, you go to bed knowing things are gonna get progressively worse over the next few days and wake up sweating at five in the morning? You manage to put off the first cough of the day until you arise again at half eight but as soon as any degree of verticality is attained you get a little guy with a little shovel tryin to clear fifteen tons of the most viscous sludge known to man. Naturally, he croaks it and you have to do it all yourself. Managing to take a breath amid the lung contractions for a damn good husky cough is an achievement and, before you know it you've spent fifteen minutes chimney sweeping your airways with a wire brush, emptying the lungs to the extent that your stomach decides to empty itself and you desperately try to supress the vomit dribbling down the chin. Still the filth remains lodged fast until at least half an hour's worth of the aforementioned activities have proceeded. By this time your lungs descend into the state described by the scene in Gladiator where ol' Maximus Decimus Meridias (?) (Commander of the armies...... father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife.....) is walkin through all that hangin' rottin' bloody meat with the large gentleman. It's a conspiracy by the lefties and liberal media damnit.

John

Nietzschean wrote:

Na , the Phenoix from xmen ftw

Actually, I'm changing what I wrote above to this.

cuckoo

The wireless router must die. Day 2 of the battle, the f-ing piece of ****e keeps resetting itself. Grrrrrrr. :mad:

Agent Smith

i hope you have it secured....


if you like i could take a look at it.

edibility

I am in work and bored. Someone dance for me.

John

agent smith wrote:

i hope you have it secured....


if you like i could take a look at it.

I'm guessing Joe is imagining one of those situations that only occur in porno movies.

"I'm here to fix the copier. Hello? Hello? Oh, a harem of naked secretaries, how unexpected."

edibility

John2 wrote:

I'm guessing Joe is imagining one of those situations that only occur in porno movies.

"I'm here to fix the copier. Hello? Hello? Oh, a harem of naked secretaries, how unexpected."

Ah, leave the poor guy to it, he'll only ever be able to imagine it.

Crash

Anyone in town up for a pint?

edibility

Um.....mc g's in ten minutes? If you're in Sligo that is....

Pet

Moan (of the most apathetic sort): The weather today..it just seems to hang over the entire city. It's so depressing. The light is only half there, and everyone seems tired and drained.

Time Magazine

Hargadon's of Sligo FTW.

Crash

Pet wrote:

Moan (of the most apathetic sort): The weather today..it just seems to hang over the entire city. It's so depressing. The light is only half there, and everyone seems tired and drained.

Yeah - i can blame that for my lack of ability in writing this essay!

John

crash_000 wrote:

Anyone in town up for a pint?

Pav. Tomorrow. 5pm.

Crash

sounds good - might just.

John

Do, it's an end of project blowout.

MaxBax

any chance of a blowout john2?

cuckoo

John2 wrote:

I'm guessing Joe is imagining one of those situations that only occur in porno movies.

"I'm here to fix the copier. Hello? Hello? Oh, a harem of naked secretaries, how unexpected."

'Cos when i'm playing around with the router i'm wearing a short french maid's outfit, red lip gloss, my hair is in pigtails and there's 'twanga-wanga' soundtrack music playing in the background.

To answer Joe's original query, 128 bit WEP and access restrictions. It's behaving itself for now, so i won't be throwing it out the window just yet.

John

Only if you pay me €500,000,000.47.

John

cuckoo wrote:

'Cos when i'm playing around with the router i'm wearing a short french maid's outfit, red lip gloss, my hair is in pigtails and there's 'twanga-wanga' soundtrack music playing in the background.

I'm not one to judge your lifestyle choices

Nietzschean

cuckoo wrote:

To answer Joe's original query, 128 bit WEP and access restrictions. It's behaving itself for now, so i won't be throwing it out the window just yet.

Does it support WPA2? and you could always just use a radius server, to sort out some authentication, or possibly with a linux gateway on your network allow dynamic firewall rules so it will only talk to a client who's ssh'd into it....

arbeitsscheuer

crash_000 wrote:

Yeah - i can blame that for my lack of ability in writing this essay!

You could just refuse to answer the question on the grounds that it conflicts with your religious beliefs... That's always a cast-iron defence...

Agent Smith

cuckoo wrote:

'Cos when i'm playing around with the router i'm wearing a short french maid's outfit, red lip gloss, my hair is in pigtails and there's 'twanga-wanga' soundtrack music playing in the background.

To answer Joe's original query, 128 bit WEP and access restrictions. It's behaving itself for now, so i won't be throwing it out the window just yet.

Was Just offering to help.

Crash

A woman once asked me to fix her copier. unfortunately, it was simply out of toner and did not, in fact, need a "hard cocking".



I'm no longer allowed in that office building.

arbeitsscheuer

Neil... You truly are the consummate professional.

Awayindahils

If i'd posted this 6 hours ago it would have read as if i was on speed, but anyway.

Had my class party this evening. I had exams this week and i didnt get at all stressed, was nice and calm cool collected relaxed. I handed up my business paper at 5 to 3 this afternoon. From there on out i began to stress, to the point where i asked a shop assitant did i look like a human jelly bean in the dress i was trying on. I did but the girl was too polite to say so.

Anyway we go to the get the stuff for the party and theres no cups and plates and stuff but we get through all of that. Have the thing as good as set up.

Good party in the atrium, nice vibe and then sercurity come and break it up. Apperently some BESS idiots were breaking glass bottles outside so we now mightened be getting our deposits back. And i got the usual crap from some proper like roysh BESS boys about the class partys and how they could be better and what they'd do if they were a rep yada yada. Ugh

MaxBax

Awayindahils wrote:

If i'd posted this 6 hours ago it would have read as if i was on speed, but anyway.

Had my class party this evening. I had exams this week and i didnt get at all stressed, was nice and calm cool collected relaxed. I handed up my business paper at 5 to 3 this afternoon. From there on out i began to stress, to the point where i asked a shop assitant did i look like a human jelly bean in the dress i was trying on. I did but the girl was too polite to say so.

Anyway we go to the get the stuff for the party and theres no cups and plates and stuff but we get through all of that. Have the thing as good as set up.

Good party in the atrium, nice vibe and then sercurity come and break it up. Apperently some BESS idiots were breaking glass bottles outside so we now mightened be getting our deposits back. And i got the usual crap from some proper like roysh BESS boys about the class partys and how they could be better and what they'd do if they were a rep yada yada. Ugh

Saps, too many sappy jock type people in trinity.