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Reveal the previous poster deepest secret...

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    that's below the belt! you said you would never tell of my fixations with George!

    that's it!

    Lusty thinks of Fred Flintstone while... playing with George!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Can only count on his fingers.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Finds this the biggest turn on ever!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Sleeps in a coffin at night while listening to Wham! on earphones


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Types the word "Wham!" over and over and over again with his pee-pee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!'s whilst lookiing in Dr Bollocko's direction.

    Looks like George Micheal, rrrrarrrrr!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Wants to meet me on Clapham Common.

    *thinking about it*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    is male


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    only has one testicle!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭mloc


    doomspell has no big toes, he lost them in a rodeo accident


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Realises that truly masculine men dont need any testicles to win his/her heart.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    mloc wrote:
    doomspell has no big toes, she lost them in a rodeo accident

    meh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Keeps that one testicle in a jar on his shelf.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    he is correct actually


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,982 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Dreams about getting his testicle back.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Dreams of feeling them!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,982 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    used to be a Ferengi until an accident involving an eyedropper, some anhydrous DHMO and the rusting hulk of a supertanker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    dreams of feeling L4L...yummeh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Pumped up his postcount in useless conversations about Enterprise...!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jack B. Badd may actually learn what "outrageous lie" means someday.

    He also invented the shoe-sniffing fetish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    is really a Commie Nazi working for Osama Bin Laden


  • Registered Users Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Marts has impure thoughts about Foghorn Leghorn!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    thinks the 'joke' "I'd be more apathetic if I wasn't so lethargic" is actually funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    eats poo


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Desperately wants to give birth to his own child


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    ate monkey brains (hail is gonna kick your ass)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Loves to watch monkeys kick me :( (Hail won't! He appreciates me! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    shaves her bum


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 18,115 ✭✭✭✭ShiverinEskimo


    is really a road runner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by Jack B. Badd to Capt'n Midnight
    dreams of feeling L4L...yummeh!

    But Dahling, son't they all? hee hee!


    SC has a really big ass!:D (Now THAT is an outrageous lie!)

    ShiverinEskimo has no sense of rhythm


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    her digital camera is broken :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    is originally from planet Marklar


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Is a really nice guy (Underneath it all) :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    is actually a man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    ate a human baby, bones & all!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Plays with Barbie dolls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    is actually a puddle of gelatinous goo


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Finds Patrick Stewart attractive


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,463 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Craves chocolate and strawberries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    is actually from Bognor Regis


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,463 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Was raised by spaced out coyotes when young, similar to The Chosen One in Kung Pow!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    is an avid foxhunter


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,463 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Is a coyote in fox clothing worried about being fox hunted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    is will ferrell's stunt double


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Wants to be stalked and consumed by me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    is fond of anal love


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,463 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Likes love, but forgot where he put it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    knows where i put it but won't tell me :mad:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,463 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Is fun to play with on TCN, but the sun is coming up in OC and I have to go to work. Bummer! Bye SC.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    reveals secrets that aren't really secret (everyone knows how wonderful i am.....don't they.....please like me, i crave acceptance ) *me rolls into foetal position in the corner and sucks my thumb*


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