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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Moderates the Windows forum because he is a voyeur & likes ladies undies!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,982 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Kills Kittens.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Stamps on father's grave in the pale moonlight


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    has big plans for those fifty big ones


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Is soon to be chemically poisoned by her monitor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Oh my God, Lust4Life is TELEPATHIC!:D








    I'll pat you on the head if you can guess what they are?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Starts licking his monitor daily to try to achieve telepathic powers


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,459 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Sings when she is with The One.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Marks her territory in an unusual fashion. Mr Lust is part of your domain, no?:)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,459 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Was slow on the draw.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    isn't actually in OC and never actually left cavan in his life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Is about as telepathic as my big toe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Knows ALL of Blue_Lagoon's secrets!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,459 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Must be psychic.:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Is awed by my psychic and telepathic abilities. I'm great at parties!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,459 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    L4L Sings at parties, hugs a lot, and is fun I bet, especially after a couple of whiskeys!:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Has visited my personal web site and saw all the pics!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,459 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Is really a party animal.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Bays at the moon and would take a bite out of it if she could


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,459 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Wishes he was the Moon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Has moved from OC to Housten and is good to go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    hates cake


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Is really a 70 year old woman with lots of cats


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Takola lost her virginity to her brother on her 17th birthday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Is really Takola's brother and lost his virginity that night too, he was 27!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    is barred from dublin zoo for raping a polar bear


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Videoed it and now uses it to blackmail Hail!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,655 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    begged for a copy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Was sorry he went to the zoo in a polar bear cotume that day :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Knew it was spaceman but has always been attracted to him and couldn't help himself


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Once killed a hooker in a motel and stuffed her body inside the mattress :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Why would I have a hooker in my hotel room??? Oh Damn! :eek:

    Fantasises about being in a harry potter movie playing peeves!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Once milked a bull....

    Whats a peeves?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Peeves the poltergeist!

    Would have a lot in common with peeves! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Finds this erotic!!!!

    Peeves.JPG


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    That's cool! I've never seen peeves!

    Eats slugs for breakfast


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Wishes her nick name was slugs.... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Is my sugar daddy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Has all of Robbie Williams albums and cried when Take That split up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Accidently murdered a puppy once :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Is actually a wolf!:eek: (Hopefully not that cross-dresser in Shrek!)


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