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What I saw on Sunday

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  • 04-09-2006 12:06pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 3,125 ✭✭✭


    A grey garda horse cantering along the Howth Road riderless. The animal got spooked in Fairview Park, threw the poor Gard and pegged up the Howth road.

    Both Rider and Horse are fine I believe.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,399 ✭✭✭Kashkai


    Did you hear the one about Garda Baloney who was recently appointed to the Garda mounted Unit?

    After his first patrol out on the horse around Dublin's inner city, he comes back to the station looking all confused. When the Sargeant sees Baloney looking under the horse and shaking his head, he decides to investigate.

    "Baloney, whats the matter with you"

    "Well its like dis Sarge, I was out doin' the patrollin' like, when all I hear is dem Jackeen kids pointing and shouting "will you look at the size of the pr*ck on dat horse"".

    "So what Baloney, have you nuthin' better to worry about"

    "But Sarge, this horse is a mare"
    :D:D:D:D


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