Fortunately and Unfortunately

Lust4Life

Fortunately I have a big club to whack you over the head with!:D

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Unfortunatly for me that will hurt

Lust4Life

Fortunately for you my arms aren't that long - I can't reach Ireland!

spacecoyote

unfortunately for hail L knew the secret art of internet clubbing

Black Swan

Fortunately, Internet clubbing is surreal and not real.

Lust4Life

Unfortunately, Hail didn't know that and ran away in fear.

Caryatnid

Fortunately, as Hail was running away, he realised he actually quite enjoyed running, and decided to take it up as a hobby as he had a serious weight problem.

spacecoyote

Unfortunately as he looked back he failed to see the low wall in front of him

Black Swan

Fortunately, because of his high volocity and the thinness of the wall, he crashed through it

spacecoyote

unfortunately he shattered his ankles in the process but bounded on as only a chimp can do

Black Swan

Fortunately, he made loud chimp sounds which allowed him to cross the street beyond the fence without getting run over by passing motorists who breaked for him.

spacecoyote

unfortunately blue had forgotten to wear any underwear that day

Black Swan

Fortunately, being dressed commando allowed Blue to remain cool and calm during all the chaos on this thread.

spacecoyote

unfortunately Hail had also forgotten to wear underwear and scared some school children as he ran by

Black Swan

Fortunately, their mums had volunteered for playground duty and escorted the children away from the R-Rated Hale display and took them to a safe Rock Horror Picture Show rerun where they could dress up and dance in the corridors.

spacecoyote

unfortunately i missed said show...goddamnit

Black Swan

Fortunately, it's a rerun and will run again. Who will SC dress up to be?

spacecoyote

why of course

unfortunately i don't know if i'd get through customs in the outfit, and you will be?

Black Swan

Fortunately, I will be the shy girl who isn't so shy by the end of the Show.

spacecoyote

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Fortunately, I will be the shy girl who isn't so shy by the end of the Show.

score!!!!!

Lust4Life

Unfortunately you're in different theatres.:D

spacecoyote

fortunately we had camera phones to share the experience

Black Swan

Unfortunately, a bandwidth hog transferring mega files timed you off and the pictures did not transmit.

Demetrius

Fortunately some brave knight will roast that hog (in all senses of the word so it ain't gonna be me!)

spacecoyote

unfortuantely it was quite a fearsome beast , but i took on that challenge

Demetrius

Unfortunately, the hog had other things on it's mind other than fighting! (Look at his amorous eyes.)

Black Swan

Fortunately, there was a shortage of pork at the local McDs and they convinced the porker to donate him/herself to make McPorker sandwiches.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Unfortunatly that was too late for S.C. Who felt the full power of the hogs affection!

red_bairn

Fortunately, Blue was there to save S.C from the beastly thing by getting help with his mighty friend Shredder .

Black Swan

Unfortunately, Blue was impersonated by someone claiming to be fully capable of defending SC from the amourous hog, but as you can see, the imposter was not wearing hot pants and a halter top with a lot of skin showing, but rather appeared something "Heavy Metal."

challengemaster

fortunatly the last poster was blue_lagoon who i like,
unfortunatly she's a lil' tipsy

Black Swan

Unfortunately, being a little tipsy, she wasn't much use in defending SC against the amourous hog, so just decided to sing along with CM.

challengemaster

fortunatly, i think i just scored >_>

unfortunatly, im still not sure >_>

Black Swan

Fortunately, Blue had applied earlier to be scorekeeper, got the position, and was able to alter the score (at will) to her advantage.

challengemaster

unfortunatly. i dont know what blue's advantage would be... so it could be fortunate too...

Black Swan

Fortunately, Blue was a shadowy creature of this night, who might allure but also disappear in a poof*





*If you are trying to chase Blue, just follow the sound of hick ups.

challengemaster

fortunatly blue told me how to follow her..

unfortunatly i cant hear hicups....wait...there we go i can *follows*

Black Swan

Fortunately, the breath was held by Blue and the hickups went away, with no sound left aside from the high speed whirr of her trainers in motion.

Demetrius

Unfortunately, Demetrius arrived on the scene and spoiled CM's chase with a trip (using M M'rooms)

Black Swan

Fortunately, Blue sped away leaving the boys to their games (foot ball?)

Demetrius

Unfortunately, the thrill of the chase is what keeps us Linford Christies charged, and so Dem edges closer and closer to the lead competitor.

Black Swan

Fortunately, she tripped over her shoe laces and he caught her.

Demetrius

Unfortunately, they both ended up entangled, covered in dust, with limbs akimbo on the racetrack.

Black Swan

Fortunately, they liked each other in close contact.

Demetrius

Unfortunately, this close-contact sport was closed to others.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Fortunatly the local news team was on hand to report the entire incident.

Black Swan

Unfortunately, for the news team, Blue brought her wire cutters and severed their communications.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Fortunatly The news team had all the footage they needed and aired it on the 9 o'clock news.

Black Swan

Unfortunately, for the news casters, no one really cared and changed the channel to watch Desparate Housewives.

DarthWraak

Fortunately RTE News have changed their look

Unfortunately they UBER SPAM on the DELL advertising. *LOOK AT THEM USING DELLS! MUST GET ONE"

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