Fortunately and Unfortunately

Lust4Life · 21-09-2006 5:06pm

Fortunately, I have the talent to bake my own pie. I'll share!

DarthWraak · 21-09-2006 7:42pm

Unfortunatly I just ate =(

Lust4Life · 21-09-2006 7:44pm

Fortunately you can keep some for later! A yummy late night snack!

DarthWraak · 21-09-2006 7:50pm

Unfortunatly, erm, well, I dont get hungry at night time???

FFS I WANT THE FORTUNATLY BIT FOR ONCE!!!

Lust4Life · 21-09-2006 8:05pm

Fortunately, not eating on the late nights will keep you slim!

Unfortunately, I really have to log off right now, leaving you - finally - with a FORTUNATELY!!!!!

DarthWraak · 21-09-2006 8:22pm

OMG I HAVE A FORTUNATLY!!! JOY OVERLOAD! JOY OVERLOAD! *explodes*

Fortunatly I have 5 mr kiplings in the fridge :cool:

spacecoyote · 22-09-2006 7:55am

unfortunately they are filled with mouse droppings

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 22-09-2006 8:57am

Fortuanatly Darth filled them with mouse droppings because.... well... he's just crazy!

Black Swan · 22-09-2006 7:23pm

Unfortunately, Hail 2 Da Chimp let him know about the droppings.

Dirk Gently · 22-09-2006 9:28pm

Fortunately he likes mouse droppings and will eat them anyway

takola · 22-09-2006 9:43pm

Unfortunately his girlfriend found this repulsive and dumped him

Dirk Gently · 22-09-2006 10:26pm

Fortunately this saved him the hassle of dumping her and left him free to get with her grandmother who he was seeing for the past 2 years behind his g'f's back.

takola · 22-09-2006 10:30pm

Unfortunately the grandmother had only wanted to get one up on her granddaughter and promptly dumped him on hearing the news! She thought he was crap in bed anyway!

challengemaster · 22-09-2006 10:35pm

fortunatly takola likes me..

takola · 22-09-2006 10:38pm

Unfortunately takola turned out to be a dike with a very goodlooking girlfriend!

challengemaster · 22-09-2006 10:41pm

fortunatly takola's a bad liar

takola · 22-09-2006 10:45pm

Unfortunately for me Challenge just got more obsessed and stalked more! :eek:

challengemaster · 22-09-2006 10:47pm

fortunatly, i know takola didnt mean that last comment and enjoys my stalking

Lust4Life · 22-09-2006 11:05pm

Unfortunately, CM doesn't understand that there is a need for a touch of subtlety when it comes to stalking. Woah, Cowboy!!!! More Flattery and less insults, Love!

Black Swan · 23-09-2006 8:11pm

Fortunately, Blue shows up who is "touched" and compensates for CM.

challengemaster · 23-09-2006 8:22pm

unfortunatly, nobody will touch CM

Black Swan · 23-09-2006 8:24pm

Fortunately, Blue is here for a few minutes more to cheer up CM.:D

Sonnenblumen · 23-09-2006 8:48pm

Unfortunately a few minutes might just be all that is required to get Blue in the face!

challengemaster · 23-09-2006 8:49pm

fortunatly, blue MIGHT be able to cheer me up

Sonnenblumen · 23-09-2006 8:51pm

unfortunately it might be the best you can expect

Black Swan · 23-09-2006 10:00pm

Fortunately, Blue has returned *Rides bareback on white steed with hair tossed out flowing in the wind*

challengemaster · 23-09-2006 10:41pm

unfortunatly(or fortunatly

) blue has just given me a hardon

DarthWraak · 24-09-2006 12:30am

Fortunatly I quite like mouse droppings (wtf :eek: )

Sonnenblumen · 24-09-2006 12:41am

unfortunately it was getting good until the magic piper arrived with his tales of ****e

DarthWraak · 24-09-2006 12:45am

Fortunatly I stored what I could salvage in some nice home made pies

Sonnenblumen · 24-09-2006 12:47am

unfortunately christmas had long passed and most except the scavengers had tired of mince pies

Sonnenblumen · 24-09-2006 3:33pm

fortunately the lights still managed to flicker brightly

Matt Holck · 24-09-2006 4:06pm

unfortunately,
this made the path of the fly more maddening and unpredictable

Sonnenblumen · 24-09-2006 8:08pm

fortunately for her, time was on her side, by sunset she knew drained of his juices he will no longer be.

No not everyone can be a spider, unfortunately.

Black Swan · 13-10-2006 6:20am

Unfortunately, for the fly Spacecoyote arrived to save the day, slapping it on the horse's butt, but causing Blue's horse to bolt with her holding on for dear life riding bareback down the beach.*

*Lusty could be heard singing "Rawhide!" from a nearby sand dune, accompanied by takola, Jules, Doomspell, and Jack B. Badd in bikinis humming and dancing on either side.

spacecoyote · 13-10-2006 7:44am

fortunately blue knew of spacecoyotes undying necessity to rescue a damsel in distress, whereby he calmed the wild steed and brought blue to a safe stop, in the exact spot where he had previously set up a picnic for them to have lunch. Touched by SC's kindness & thoughtfulness the lusty ladies made their way over to SC and covered him frm head to toe in kisses, and followed ths my grooming his soft fur

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 7:51am

Unfortunately spacecoyote woke up hours later in a slightly cold sweat and a state of undress as he had fallen victim to the lusty ladies siren-song of rawhide, and fallen asleep, whereupon the lusty ladies shaved him of his fur, sapping his strength, and tattooing a rather naughty phrase on his bum...

Jules · 13-10-2006 8:36am

fortunatly, the lusty lady in question had an issue with spelling and ending up writing I WORSHIP SANTA!!!

Star Lord · 13-10-2006 8:51am

Unfortunately, Santa was watchin from the edge of the beach, with a mean glint in his eye, and a gun in his pocket (or is it...)

Jules · 13-10-2006 8:52am

fortunatly mrs Santa was behind me, and gave him a smack in the head for messing with his gun....

can you keep one thread clean in here!

yes i know that a bit funny coming from me, but ah well im all growed up now!

sonic juice · 13-10-2006 1:36pm

unfortunatly cola corporation are evil.

luckat · 14-10-2006 8:43am

Fortunately cola works great for cleaning toilets.

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 10:30am

Unfortunately its not as good for cleaning teeth

takola · 14-10-2006 12:32pm

Fortunately there was some toothpaste on the windowsill

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 12:47pm

Unfortunately it was on the windowsill of the house next door

takola · 14-10-2006 12:57pm

Fortunately his teeth were already clean!!!

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 1:02pm

Unfortunately they were false and tasted of sterident...

takola · 14-10-2006 1:16pm

fortunately he could throw them out

Star Lord · 14-10-2006 1:35pm

Unfortunately they broke the windscreen of a passing garda car as he threw them out the window...

Thrill · 14-10-2006 1:55pm

fortunately his prison cell has sky t.v.

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