Most annoying songs of all time....

Chillwithcian

What are the most infamous annoying songs of all time?

My contribution: Maddona's holiday: it sends 80's disco beats shuddering down my spine....:eek:

Mossy Monk

not much thought gone into my reply but i would like to put that itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini on the list

Chillwithcian

Britney spears: Hit me baby one more time, im sure it probably has subliminal messages in it!

Tha Gopher

Kylie- Cant Get You Out of My Head. Awful awful song. Its hard to believe that the worlds most famous Australian female (coming from a country that, judging by the footage of the world cup celebrations and Neighbours/Home and Away is home to possibly the highest percentage of crackers in the world) isnt actually good looking.

yid give the sister a lash though.

The Killers- Somebody Told Me. Quite possibly the worst lyrics ever, by the most appalingly bad band of the 21st century thus far.

Crazy Frog songs

Any of those songs they play at the end of the night in really cheesy dives of nightclubs. Ive Had the Time of My Life, Your the One That I Want, the end theme song from Theres Something About Mary (classic film, but awful cheese song). The night should go out with a bit of Born Slippy or something god dammit!

mike65

Anita Ward - Ring My Bell.

Mike.

threebeards

The Macarena (sp) or any of those summer 'hits' (or should that be sh1t) that seem to breed a poxy dance to go along with them

Doomspell

My-ya-hee/my-ya-hoo, I think its o-zone, or something along those lines. The most pointless song..ever! Stupid melody and the lyrics are in another language.

Chillwithcian

Im a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic its fantastic: KILL THE PERSON WHO SANG IT!!!!:eek:

Shatanash

There are too much annoying songs at this time in France!! In fact, there are too much annoying french pseudo-R'n'B singers (M Pokora, Nadya, Tribal King...)...You're lucky not hearing them!!!! :eek: An advice : leave your ears where they are!!! lol...(PS: I'm french, i know what i'm talking about! lol)

Closing Doors

Doomspell wrote:

My-ya-hee/my-ya-hoo, I think its o-zone, or something along those lines. The most pointless song..ever! Stupid melody and the lyrics are in another language.

Jesus that song is horrible :eek:

Ruu_Old

Chillwithcian wrote:

Im a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic its fantastic: KILL THE PERSON WHO SANG IT!!!!:eek:

That would be Aqua, poor show indeed.

Achy Breaky Heart is on there, ANY Christmas song played on the radio at the end of September is there, Hot in Herrrrrrre is DEFINITELY ON THERE!:) Milkshake (wft was that?) by Kelis and Mambo Number 5 also.

cashback

That horrible DJ Otsi version of Hey Baby. Makes me want to puncture my eardrums!
James Blunt- You're Beautiful
X-Press 2 with David Byrne. I don't care if it is David Byrne, it's incredibly annoying and tuneless!

Package

any of them new stupid ****in sqeeky voiced dance songs,,, arggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

billy the squid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk22ez4k44s
it managed to chart in the 1990s, just listen to it for more than 30 seconds and you want to put your fist through the TV whenever it came on.

Ruu_Old

Very retro there billy, didn't that song do pretty well though?:eek: I remember it alright, extremely annoying.

billy the squid

from Everyhit.com

22 Nightcrawlers Push The Feeling On Oct 1994
3 Nightcrawlers featuring John Reid Push The Feeling On (remix) Mar 1995

Got to number 3 in 1995 but it was released in October of '94 as well.

Staying retro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etZc-vuC5bU

Ruu_Old

AAAAAHAH!!:( That made me think of that 'Beat on the Street' thing that 2FM used to do in Dublin I think.

billy the squid

I didn't think it was possible to rape a song, but now my eyes have been opened
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zdAAi7uLEY
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Man, I feel like a woman - Shania Twain. If there's ever A Clockwork Orange II, 'Alex' will be sat down and forced to listen to that song over and over again.

stovelid

"Where do you go to my lovely" esp that bit where he goes "aha-ha-ha". :mad:

eddyc

Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue, I really really hate that song, Its not bad enough that when you listen to it you feel like killing something , but it gets stuck in your head as well, very much musical torture.

ChuckProphet

u2 - it's a beautiful day

Black NG-60-90

All dance music because it all sounds pure gay

Chillwithcian

eddyc wrote:

Eiffel 65 - I'm Blue, I really really hate that song, Its not bad enough that when you listen to it you feel like killing something , but it gets stuck in your head as well, very much musical torture.

AHHHHH!!!! You just got it stuck in my head :eek:

DerekD Goldfish

Toploader-Dancing in the moonlight
is in my opinion 10 times worse than a nazi concentration camp

kinaldo

There's so many the list could go on forever, but I think The Beatles' Yellow Submarine deserves a mention as it's notable for being on a brilliant fcuking album.

holton

Black NG-60-90 wrote:

All dance music because it all sounds pure gay

What a strange thing to say

One that springs to mind is Skatman. Headwrecking.

byte

Most annoying of all time... God there's so many!

Mr Blobby hasn't been mentioned yet I don't think. ARGH!

Currently, it HAS to be Shakira's one that drives me insane. I can't stand the sound of that goat. :mad:

Timans

byte wrote:

Most annoying of all time... God there's so many!

Mr Blobby hasn't been mentioned yet I don't think. ARGH!

Currently, it HAS to be Shakira's one that drives me insane. I can't stand the sound of that goat. :mad:

I wouldn't say nay though.

I'll get me coat...

gustavo

Doomspell wrote:

the lyrics are in another language.

Gosh darned those pesky foreigners for having the temerity for singing a song in an actual foreign language which ... get this ... is actually their own language the cheeky feckers


And im sure im not the only one who has a guilty pleasure for O-Zones "Dragostea Din Tei"
to give it its proper title

*Sticks on said song , Its ruddy bloody good!

Dub_Ster

Mark mc cabe maniac 2000 i swaer to good the chap should be double tapped in the head .