lEGAL DISCLAIMER - YOU MUST ACCEPT THIS BE4 CONTIUNING

Diogenes

lawyer wrote:

THE PARTY IN THE FIRST PART IS LIABLE FOR THE PARTY IN THE SECOND PART. PARTY ON! MAY CONTAIN A SOURCE OF PHENYALALINE.

can't resist

teh Marx Bros wrote:

Driftwood (struggling to read the fine print): I can read but I can't see it. I don't seem to have it in focus here. If my arms were a little longer, I could read it. You haven't got a baboon in your pocket, have ya? Here, here, here we are. Now I've got it. Now pay particular attention to this first clause because it's most important. It says the, uh, "The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part." How do you like that? That's pretty neat, eh?

Fiorello: No, it's no good.

Driftwood: What's the matter with it?

Fiorello: I don't know. Let's hear it again.

Driftwood: It says the, uh, "The party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the party of the first part."

Fiorello: (pausing) That sounds a little better this time.

Driftwood: Well, it grows on ya. Would you like to hear it once more?

Fiorello: Uh, just the first part.

Driftwood: What do you mean? The party of the first part?

Fiorello: No, the first part of the party of the first part.

Driftwood: All right. It says the, uh, "The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract" - look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?

Fiorello: Yeah, it's a too long, anyhow. (They both tear off the tops of their contracts.) Now, what do we got left?

Driftwood: Well, I got about a foot and a half. Now, it says, uh, "The party of the second part shall be known in this contract as the party of the second part."

Fiorello: Well, I don't know about that...

Driftwood: Now what's the matter?

Fiorello: I no like-a the second party, either.

Driftwood: Well, you should've come to the first party. We didn't get home 'til around four in the morning... I was blind for three days!

Fiorello: Hey, look, why can'ta the first part of the second party be the second part of the first party? Then a you gotta something.

Driftwood: Well, look, uh, rather than go through all that again, what do you say?

Fiorello: Fine. (They rip out a portion of the contract.)

Driftwood: Now, uh, now I've got something you're bound to like. You'll be crazy about it.

Fiorello: No, I don't like it.

Driftwood: You don't like what?

Fiorello: Whatever it is. I don't like it.

Driftwood: Well, don't let's break up an old friendship over a thing like that. Ready?...

Fiorello: OK! (Another part is torn off.) Now the next part, I don't think you're gonna like
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Driftwood: Well, your word's good enough for me. (They rip out another part.) Now then, is my word good enough for you?

Fiorello: I should say not.

Driftwood: Well, that takes out two more clauses. (They rip out two more parts.) Now, "The party of the eighth part..."

Fiorello: No, that'sa no good. (more ripping.) No.

Driftwood: "The party of the ninth part..."

Fiorello: No, that'sa no good, too. (they rip the contracts again until there's practically nothing left.) Hey, how is it my contract is skinnier than yours?

Driftwood: Well, I don't know. You must've been out on a tear last night. But anyhow we're all set now, aren't we?

Fiorello: Oh sure.

Driftwood (offering his pen to sign the contract): Now just, uh, just you put your name right down there and then the deal is, uh, legal.

Fiorello: I forgot to tell you. I can't write.

Driftwood: Well, that's all right, there's no ink in the pen anyhow. But listen, it's a contract, isn't it?

Fiorello: Oh sure.

Driftwood: We got a contract...

Fiorello: You bet.

Driftwood: No matter how small it is...

Fiorello: Hey, wait, wait. What does this say here? This thing here.

Driftwood: Oh, that? Oh, that's the usual clause. That's in every contract. That just says uh, it says uh, "If any of the parties participating in this contract is shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified."

Fiorello: Well, I don't know...

Driftwood: It's all right, that's, that's in every contract. That's, that's what they call a 'sanity clause'.

Fiorello: Ha ha ha ha ha! You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause!

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Christ is our Lord and SAVIOUR! I WUB JEBUS!

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boneless

I need to pee pee

Man is doomed.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Business. Internet Serious.

AMP cAn i pUT thIS picture:



in the serious thread???

sioda

Business. Internet Serious.

How can we be sure thats a serious cat ?????

amp

I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!111

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

AMP cAn i pUT thIS picture:



in the serious thread???

No i FORBID it.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Business. Internet Serious.

But he's so serial!

funky penguin

Business. Internet Serious.

Super serial?

How bout this pic?












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Matt Holck

WHAT?

as Burger was the chain that ran the Pokemon Promo toys with their happy meals,
I don't understand the comparison

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Business. Internet Serious.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Business. Internet Serious.

Sorry those pictures didnt work, here is Serial =Cat in all his/her glory

funky penguin wrote:

Super serial?

How bout this pic?












.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Business. Internet Serious.

Stupid afterhours. spamming is fun http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=52500418#post52500418

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=52500445#post52500445

Carbiens

WHAT?

put it in her pooper PUT IT IN HER POOPER!!!


huzzah

Jesus Wept

Come ON, Eileen

Chillwithcian

i predict a riot

Someone has serious issues....:D

Jesus Wept

Come ON, Eileen

Lust4Life

Sorry those pictures didnt work, here is Serial =Cat in all his/her glory :)

Lust4Life wrote: »

Avert your eyes! It's getting ugly in here!

KnifeWRENCH

Banananas........... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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