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Humour; Redneck security system.

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  • 11-09-2006 11:13am
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    Go out and buy in a 2nd hand store the biggest pair of used work boots.Anything above size 12.
    Leave at the fronr door,wit a copy of Guns &Ammo or Soilder of Fortune stuck in them.
    Leave a note pinned to the door.
    Hi Bubba,
    Me and Tiny, Billy Joe and Moss have gone out to get more ammo.Back in an hour.The eight Pit Bulls messed up the mailman pretty bad this morning.I dont think it was Baby's doing.But I locked them all up in the house.Best not come in.
    Darlene
    PS Would you drive my parole officers car down to the quarry???? It's round the back.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    nice post for the 800


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    Thanks for that Clare gunner :D

    Remmy


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Hezz700


    CG

    I never knew that you've been to my house;) drop by again sometime.

    P.S. Darlene says howdy

    Hezz:D :D:D


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