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The Death Psychic

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 848 ✭✭✭armour87


    While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

    EVERYONE ELSE!


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

    I hope the oxygen mask lowers beforehand!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭eldeabroad


    After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.

    damn no public gore-filled death for me then...:mad:


    ...hang on the phone just rang....:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,328 ✭✭✭Homer


    While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

    Oh boy, I don't even get to receive my last meal. Damn!



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    After an altercation with a resident of a retirement community, you are beaten with an oxygen tank and dragged through the complex by a convoy of personal mobility vehicles.


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