Teh "Which is Worse?" Game

Lust4Life

I will start by asking a question about what is worse and teh next poster will answer it and ask the next one!!!!!!


ok got it?

Allrightey then! let's begin....

Which is worse...

Having explosive diarrhea, with no bathroom in sight?

or

Waking up naked in a public park not knowing how you got there?

kittenkiller

Hmmmm....
Waking up naked in the park I'd say.
At least with the shits you can dash behind a bush for a while or something, you don't have to try and get a bus or taxi all the way home!!

Which is worse...
You calling out your partners parents name during the deed...

or

Them calling out their own parents name in the heat of the moment????

Lust4Life

Heh! I'd have to say the partner calling out their own parents name! Eek!


Which is worse....


finding that there is no toilet paper in the public bathroom stall you are in....after you perform your bathroom duties?

or

sitting down to perform your bathroom duties in a public bathroom stall...and realizing the seat was wet?

The Bollox

realising there is no bog roll, happened once, and never will happen again, I had to shimmy into the next cubicle with my pants down around my ancles.

which is worse:
walking in on your parents while they are at it

or

them walking in on you at it

Jules

me walkin in on them!



which is worse


standing in dog pee with just socks on?

or

standing in dog pooh with just socks on?

kittenkiller

Definately pee!

Which is worse...

Biting into an apple to find half a worm

or

The Holocaust?

The Bollox

biting into an apple and finding half a worm, the holcaust doesn't affect me personally

which is worse:
putting salt into a cup of tea

or

putting sugar into a cuppa soup

frobisher

Sugar into a cuppa soup because that would mean I was about to consume one of those evel little sachets which is bad enough in the first place.

Which is worse:
Fox hunting
or
Battery chickens?

Lust4Life

battery chickens.


Which is worse:

Waking up in a pool of your own vomit or

waking up in someone else's underclothing?

frobisher

I like waking up in other peoples under wear!

Which is worse:
A broken leg
or
a broken heart?

Lust4Life

Depends on if I get a male nurse or not.



Which is worse -

Introducung your sibling to someone you're dating and they end up getting married


or


Running into an old love and they look FABULOUS!

chamlis

Oh running into an old love and them looking fabulous. Happens way too often. Bitches.

Which is worse:

Giving birth

or

Passing a kidney stone (male)

Lust4Life

I've hear they are equal in pain. So you can slap your wife one day when she says "Oh you have NO IDEA how much this hurts!"




Which is worse:


Being too ignorant or being too intelligent?

The Bollox

being too ignorant

which is worse:
getting your hand caught in something

or

getting your leg cought in something

Lust4Life

depends on what that something is, but I'd say hand.



Which is worse

being completely ignored or being bombarded with attention?

Caryatnid

Being completely ignored.

Which is worse:

Sky or CNN?

marius

Sky

Which is worse....

A swift kick in the nuts

or

A slow twist of a nipple?

kittenkiller wrote:

Definately pee!

Which is worse...

Biting into an apple to find half a worm

or

The Holocaust?

Nearly shat myself when I read this:D

spacecoyote

jesus nuts all the way

bananas OR mushrooms?

Demetrius

Bananas

Which is worse:

Waking up one morning to find you've changed sex and are now overweight, unattrative and fifty

or

Waking up one morning to find change for sex, with someone overweight, unattractive and fifty

jezza

Anything but be fat.

Dancing naked in public...
or.
Falling on your ass in front of a group you don't like.

Demetrius

Dancing in your birthday suit, definately!

Which is worse, trailing two feet of toilet roll around all day unbeknownst to you

or

Having prime red chedder stuck in between your teeth all day?

Black Swan

Trailing TP!

Which is worse:

Going skinny dipping in a lake at 9000 feet with very curious minnows trying to go places you would rather they didn't;

Or

Losing the pants to your swim suit when body surfing a wave on a very public beach at noon?

Lust4Life

Ha ha! Losing the bloomers I would say! Minnows tickle anyway.
:eek: :eek: :eek:


Which is worse

Having a job you love that just doesn't pay enough to survive on

or

having a job you absolutely HATE that pays big money???

Archeron

A job you hate that pays big money.

Standing barefoot on an upturned plug, or stubbing your toe on a sideboard?

r3nu4l

Standing barefoot on an upturned plug

Which is worse?

Taking a big gulp of coffee only to find the milk has gone sour

or

Taking a big gulp of coffee only to find it's scalding hot?

Demetrius

Scalding hot TBh. My taste buds can't get any worse.

Which is worse:

The image of elderly people having carnal relations

or

The thought of you as an elderly person having carnal relations with your elderly SO?

Lust4Life

Well, I BETTER still be "gettin some" when I'm elderly! (I'll be chasing young male nurses till I die!)


Which is worse:

Being chased by a horney old lady in front of everyone

or

enjoying being CAUGHT by a horney old lady in a private room????

uncle ernie

give me the oul wan in the room..it is private after all

which is worse...being attacked by 100,000 sheep the size of bumble bees or being attacked by 1 bumble bee the size of a sheep?

Demetrius

For those with alot of earwax, the bee sized sheep don't seem that bad.

WIW:

Getting pecked between the legs by a turkey

or

Getting kicked in the funny bone by a horse?

Lust4Life

Well.... *cough* ... depends on if someone's gonna kiss the boo boo.... em, skip that!!!


Anyhoo! (Jaysus! is it hot in here? /loosens shirt collar)


Which is worse


Stepping in Elephant Poo with bare feet, or

having to listen to NSync for 5 minutes.

Jules

im gonna loose friends here but definatly stepping in elephant pooh....

which is worse

being totally in love with someone who is not in love with you?

being totally in love with a person and them falling for you but not living in the same place and not being able to see each other?

Lust4Life

How can one choose the worse of those two? Both hurt way too much!



But if you're talking tough questions, How about this one:

Which is worse:

knowing somebody totally loves you and you are their entire world but you just don't feel the same any more about them?

or

Loving someone who says they love you but is engaged to another person?

Demetrius

The unrequited(sp?) one of course, since there is always a chance of you being with your engaged lover.

How about this:

Placing a tea-spoon of Colemans mustard on your tongue for half an hour

or

Placing someone's freash-from-their-mouth false teeth on your tongue for half an hour?

Lust4Life

Eeeeeewwwwwww!
Have I kissed the person with false teeth before? That may be the breaking in the decision.



Which is worse


trying and failing miserably

or


Never trying and wondering what could have been?

Demetrius

Never trying and always wondering, definately. Better to be a has-been rathr than a ccould-have-been. (L4L, you have kissed gummy people on the mouth? Did they have their teeth in or out when you did? I'm just...curious.:) :eek: )

Which is worse:

Being a man with seaweed length nose hair

or

Being a woman with sandpaper-stubble lips?

Lust4Life

both could be cured at a beauty salon. But I'd say nose hair is much worse.
And no, I don't make it a practice to find dates at the nursing homes.:D


Which is worse

being young and single

or

being old and single?

Demetrius

Being young and single. Old people always have the slim possibility of a date with Lust4life (she said she doesn't make it practice )

Which is worse:

Having 24 hours to live, yet spending it with the person that matters most

or

Having 24 years to live, minus said person?

Lust4Life

posted by Demetrius:
Being young and single. Old people always have the slim possibility of a date with Lust4life (she said she doesn't make it practice )

ROFL!!!! Nirsing homes also have young male nurses!!

24 hours minus the person is worse

Which is worse:

Dancing like Mick Jagger

or

Looking like Mick Jagger?

Demetrius

Philosphers will ponder that question for years to come. Personally...danc...no....lookin...ahm, well, I'm not sure. Dancing, no, looking-thanks for breaking my brain!

Lets venture, looking.

Which is worse:

Being reincarnated as Holk Hogan

or

being reincarnated as Holk Hogan's spandex drawers?

Lust4Life

being the tight yellow drawers would be worse - think of the sweat!


Which is worse:


Unexpectedly Meeting up with the love of your life just after eating onions and garlic

Or...

Being Brittany Spears's Manny (Man Nanny)?

Demetrius

Manny, definately! The love of your life should forgive the odd garlic-gobble.

Which is worse:

Finding out that your husband wears manties

or

Finding out that your wife wears Tigger-print Boxers?

Lust4Life

Manties deffo worse!


Which is worse

being too lazy to change your selection of music and letting it just repeat over and over

or

Having someone else choose the music you listen to?

Demetrius

Having someone else choosing Declen Nerny. Shivers

Which is worse:

Sounding rough and ignorant but looking great

or

Looking hickish, but being as eloquent as an Oscar Wilde/Winston Churchill crossbreed?

Lust4Life

Sounding rough and ignorant but looking great
Good looks don't always earn you a free season pass.



Which is worse

Living in an American State where everyone loves their football team but you? ("Go Packers" Jammed down your throat every freakin day!)

or

living in a city with a prison and getting families relocating so they can live closer to their imprisoned dirtbag spouses?

Demetrius

Hmmm...I will go for the Prision Break option.

Which is worse:

A country boy now living in the Big Smoke in a suburbanised hel...I mean fragrant, blossom-strewn "Developed Area"

or


A country boy living in his native Football-mad county, where the phrase "Up The Kingdom!" does little for him?

Lust4Life

Well, they say you can take the man out of the country but you can't take the country out of the man. Go Packers (Ugh!).


Which is worse

Marrying for money

or

Knowing someone married you for your money?

Demetrius

You do pose sticky questions. Marrying for money just about pips it but they are really both the same.


Which is worse:

Being a chronic narcoleptic

or

being a chronic masticator?

Lust4Life

The Narcolepsy would be more taxing on the brain I think.


Which is worse

Stealing music from Limewire

or

finding out a song you stole is not what the title said it was

Demetrius

The title one.

Which is worse:

Listening to Lional Ritchie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" forever in your head

or

Singing Spandau Ballet's "Gold" forever (aloud and not in your head!)

Star Lord

Demetrius wrote:

The title one.
Which is worse:
Listening to Lional Ritchie's "Dancing on the Ceiling" forever in your head
or
Singing Spandau Ballet's "Gold" forever (aloud and not in your head!)

I'd say singing Spandau Ballet's "Gold" aloud forever would be worse, at least you could suffer Lionel Ritchie in dignity! :rolleyes:

Which is worse:

Having a really bad itch in your man/lady bits when you've company and not being able to scratch it for a few hours
or
Having a really bad flatulence when you're in company?

boneless

Itchy bits by far.. you can blame a fart on the dog.

Which is worse... a frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me?