Sex in McDonalds

The_Minister

I saw two kids do it in McDonalds yesterday. Not in the toilets now, but in the upstairs eating area. The girl had her legs open and he was inside them, and they were kissing and whispering and moving (gently) up and down. They had just finished when I came back from the toilet. I saw the guy pullin up his zipper.

Has anyone else seen people have sex in very public areas? It was at night so there were no kids there, but it still seems unnessacery.

melekalikimaka

JC night always brings em out... so many jokes....but so wrong...

Zapp Brannigan

There was that time I had sex on the Dart....pesky cameras!

Autobot Killa

The_Minister wrote:

I saw two kids do it in McDonalds yesterday. Not in the toilets now, but in the upstairs eating area. The girl had her legs open and he was inside them, and they were kissing and whispering and moving (gently) up and down. They had just finished when I came back from the toilet. I saw the guy pullin up his zipper.

Has anyone else seen people have sex in very public areas? It was at night so there were no kids there, but it still seems unnessacery.

Fukk sake, McDonalds is bad enough as it is without two mistake vagrant future felon Fukking children Fukking. Christ. Burn it and them to the ground.

angelbaby

maybe someone put viagra in their happy meals:D

Autobot Killa

well maybe someone will do us a favour and put anthrax in their meals.

LadyJ

A MacShag

DaDa

I didn't know that they were offering extra sauce in their McMuffins

GrumPy

LadyJ wrote:

A MacShag

lol

Can I have a Mcshag meal, no onions, medium coke and a pack of condoms

chrismon

haha thats madness, id never get away with it :rolleyes:

pm.

Irish GrumPy wrote:

lol

Can I have a Mcshag meal, no onions, medium coke and a pack of condoms

lmao:D and 1 of those muffins with the secret mc v sauce

Fanny Cradock

^ someone got there before me

Emptying your secret sauce sachet all over a girls burger in public is shameful.

Ruu_Old

Ah not to worry, you'll probably see the same pair pushing around a pram with the young lad sulking behind it in a few months time.

oRlyYaRly

It would be bad enough if it was in Abrakedabra or even Supermacs but McDonalds! McDonalds is every child's happy place.

GrumPy

Ruu wrote:

Ah not to worry, you'll probably see the same pair pushing around a pram with the young lad sulking behind it in a few months time.

Too right Ruu, the shear AMOUNT of stupid people in Ireland is unreal.

Mostly I'd dismiss this as troll, but tbh, it's sad that I believe it, and even worse that it's prolly true

Rhyme

Irish GrumPy wrote:

Can I have a Mcshag meal, no onions, medium coke and a pack of condoms

"Ehh... ack-shly could ya hold de condoms bud".

Wont someone think of the children?!

Bard

Ruu wrote:

Ah not to worry, you'll probably see the same pair pushing around a pram with the young lad sulking behind it in a few months time.

A few months? Is it faster for scumbags or something?

Sizzler

angelbaby wrote:

maybe someone put viagra in their happy meals:D

Reminds of the story where a guy I know had a viagra dropped in his burger on his stag, he was UP all weekend and didnt know why lol!

The easiest pranks are best

Bard

Sizzler wrote:

The easiest pranks are best

and possibly the most dangerous if the subject of the prank has a heart disorder. Hurrah! \o/

RoadSweeper

Just eat in Eddie Rockets, knackers cant affoard it.

Ruu_Old

Bard wrote:

A few months? Is it faster for scumbags or something?

Yep the babbeh just can't wait to get out and start the life of crime early. "Leh me ouha dis fookin' wooem".

OFDM

pm. wrote:

lmao:D and 1 of those muffins with the secret mc v sauce

Muffin diving perhaps?

philologos

OP: by kids what age would you had made them to be

bluto63

It must've been JC night, so since it was scumbags...probably about 23. Repeated a couple of times

thomj42

guys,
all joking aside, i think we are all missing a vitally important question here.

was she hot?

The_Minister

Irish GrumPy wrote:

Mostly I'd dismiss this as troll,

I assure you, it is true. I was quite surprised when I copped on.

Jackass: They weren't scubags they were those kids that where baggy trousers and write bad poetry. "alternative"-not jocks, goths, or scumbags. I would ballpark their age at about 16

shane86

Which mackers was this?

*Prints out fake Garda ID, seizes video off manager as "evidence" of some non existent crime*

thomj42

shane86 wrote:

Which mackers was this?

*Prints out fake Garda ID, seizes video off manager as "evidence" of some non existent crime*

jesus, shane86, there are easier ways to get your porno-jollies... try googling "boobs"

imeddyhobbs

brings a new meaning to "have it your way"
mcdonalds selling fish burgers now?

1huge1

oRlyYaRly wrote:

It would be bad enough if it was in Abrakedabra or even Supermacs but McDonalds! McDonalds is every child's happy place.

Bring on Subway mmm

shane86

imeddyhobbs wrote:

brings a new meaning to "have it your way"
mcdonalds selling fish burgers now?

Theyve been sellin the filets for god knows how long. Tasty fish and all, and the sauce is the dogs bollix.