Jack's Thread

Ruu_Old · 17-09-2006 5:50am

Steven wrote:

Baby don't hurt me; Don't hurt me no more

*wipes tear* Ah memories.

Jack B. Badd · 17-09-2006 11:57am

Hugs all round! I'm in a huggy mood this morning, watching Simon Whats-his-face crush people's dreams and aspirations. Such a beautiful sight

Lust4Life · 17-09-2006 12:03pm

But I DIDN'T sing off key!:D

Jack B. Badd · 17-09-2006 12:06pm

I did, on purpose!

Giz a kiss, Simon!

boneless · 17-09-2006 1:25pm

Two and a half tons of fried eggs is not a love gift, right?

Jules · 18-09-2006 5:09am

dont think so boney!!! but deprnds on the type of egg i guess!!! where is jack today anyway!?

spacecoyote · 18-09-2006 8:13am

Ruu wrote:

What is love?

baby don't hurt me

Lust4Life · 18-09-2006 11:32am

Posted by spacecoyote

Originally Posted by Ruu
What is love?

baby don't hurt me

Baby don't hurt me ...no more...
Wo,oh,wo,oh,wooooooooooooooo....

Jules · 18-09-2006 3:18pm

dont hurt me!!!

Lust4Life · 18-09-2006 11:56pm

Argh!!!!! That is the last time I post in this thread before I go to work! That song was stuck in my head all day long!!!

Had a kid come in with a sliced up arm and all I'm thinking is: "Baby don't hurt me...no more"! Jaysus!!!!!!

Jack B. Badd · 19-09-2006 4:33pm

I have returned! Hurrah! Unfortunately I have no access to d'internet (yet) in my new place in the city but I'll be starting a new job tomorrow which I'm assured is 90% surfing the web

Ye'll never be rid of me!
Yarr, scurvy landlubbers...

Jules · 19-09-2006 7:36pm

hello peeps how are we all today!!!!!

chamlis · 19-09-2006 8:18pm

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"

Jules · 19-09-2006 9:26pm

15 men on his chest... no wonder he is dead!

chamlis · 19-09-2006 9:55pm

Jack, if I were a pirate, I'd plunder your booty.

Jack B. Badd · 20-09-2006 12:51pm

chamlis wrote:

Jack, if I were a pirate, I'd plunder your booty.

Yarrr...:D

chamlis · 20-09-2006 1:48pm

Yarr, it be true, it be true....
Come sail with me...

Jack B. Badd · 20-09-2006 2:05pm

How big is your sail-boat, me wonders?

chamlis · 20-09-2006 2:12pm

Average. But it'll sail all night long.

Jack B. Badd · 20-09-2006 2:20pm

Lord, chamlis, but you do know how to make a girl blush...

amp · 20-09-2006 2:28pm

In other news, Rhythm is a dancer.

Jack B. Badd · 20-09-2006 2:41pm

Gibberish, amp, gibberish. Mmmmm...minty freshness

boneless · 20-09-2006 3:39pm

Hey Jack... wanna snog? I'm feeling real adventurous today...

Jack B. Badd · 20-09-2006 3:53pm

Hrmmm...who's been pimping me out here...? Lusty!

boneless · 20-09-2006 4:26pm

Nah... I just want random luvvin'.... I'll be 40 next week and feel I haven't done enough bad things yet... not that I am saying your bad or that...

Are you, though??

chamlis · 20-09-2006 4:31pm

Yes she is.

boneless · 20-09-2006 4:34pm

Good... I like bad!;)

Lust4Life · 20-09-2006 6:31pm

As they say in Wisconsin.... Corn Sakes!!!! ... makes me wanna start my own thread!

chamlis · 20-09-2006 7:03pm

G'wan, sure....

Jack B. Badd · 21-09-2006 8:24am

Kia-Ora...It's too somethingy for crows, It's just for me and my dog...
Anyone know what the somethingy is?

And chamlis, I'm lovely! Most definitely not bad...nuh-huh! How do you feel about the term "sugar-daddy", boneless?

boneless · 21-09-2006 9:12am

Fruity... like me.

Jack B. Badd · 21-09-2006 9:15am

I was thinking orangey...but that doesn't sound right either.

chamlis · 21-09-2006 9:21am

I'll be your dog. woof woof woof-woof, woof, woof, woof.

Jack B. Badd · 21-09-2006 9:28am

*me runs off to buy collar and leash*

chamlis · 21-09-2006 9:47am

Well, I do like to bark at birds. Woof, baby!

Jack B. Badd · 21-09-2006 9:52am

That's terrible...you deserve punishment for the awful nature of that joke!

chamlis · 21-09-2006 10:05am

ok!

Jack B. Badd · 21-09-2006 10:11am

God, I can't even threaten to dole out punishment without it being taken up the wrong way... :rolleyes:

chamlis · 21-09-2006 10:17am

Hehehe. "Up the wrong way" hehehe.....

I'll get me coat.

Jack B. Badd · 21-09-2006 10:23am

Somehow I figured that would be picked up on too...
*ties cham's coattails to the door*
And where do you think you're going, young man?!

chamlis · 21-09-2006 10:45am

AHH! Scary ladee!

dannyd20 · 21-09-2006 10:59am

His name is Jack (deedle, deedle ack)
He's a necrophiliac (deedle, deedle, deedle ee)
He f*cks dead women (deedle, deedle, deedle ee)
And he fills them full of semen (deedle, deedle, deedle ee)

He gets frustrated
When they get cremated.
Because try as he must,
He can't f*ck dust.

Each time he enters the mausoleum gate
He get the urge to fornicate.

His name is Jack

chamlis · 21-09-2006 11:10am

Yeah but jack's a girl.

You are a girl, right?

<jerry springer> "Oh honey, I have something to tell you. I'm actually *deep growl* A MAN!!!" </jerry springer>

Lust4Life · 21-09-2006 11:10am

... in other news, Jack B Badd is a woman.
boneless has seen the movie Forget Paris (One of my favourites and he's quoting the waiter)
and Chamlis ought to download Iggy Pop's I Just Wanna Be Your Dog.

dannyd20 · 21-09-2006 12:03pm

chamlis wrote:

<jerry springer> "Oh honey, I have something to tell you. I'm actually *deep growl* A MAN!!!" </jerry springer>

bbbbuuuttt .... but .... :eek:

Jack B. Badd · 21-09-2006 1:17pm

I am woman...hear me rawr!

chamlis · 21-09-2006 1:26pm

I vote nudey pics. 'Tis your thread after all.....

Jack B. Badd · 21-09-2006 1:26pm

You'll pay through the nose for them!

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 21-09-2006 2:04pm

But yes you're right... Ki-ora is indeed too orangy for crows!

chamlis · 21-09-2006 3:02pm

Jack B. Badd wrote:

You'll pay through the nose for them!

Wow they must be worth it

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