Jack's Thread

boneless

I mostly do onesomes...........

chamlis

Fine. We'll leave out anyone else then.
"Just the two of us.
We can make it if we try.
Just the two of us.
You and I"

Jack B. Badd

chamlis wrote:

Fine. We'll leave out anyone else then.
Just the two of us.

Well, that's not very adventurous, is it?

chamlis

Hey! There will be no compromise.
Just me. No one else.


I feel I've somehow fallen into a woman-trap somewhere along the line here.

Jack B. Badd

chamlis wrote:

Hey! There will be no compromise.
Just me. No one else.


I feel I've somehow fallen into a woman-trap somewhere along the line here.

Woman-trap? Hmmm...I like the sound of that!

chamlis

.......

You would....

Jack B. Badd

I know! Damn, I'm badd...

Lust4Life

Since I fell For You...(Nina Simone)

You made me leave my happy home
You took my love and now youre gone
Since I fell for you

Love brings such misery and pain
I guess Ill never be the same
Since I fell for you

Its so bad, its so sad
Im in love with you
You love me, then you snub me
But what can I do
Im still in love with you

I guess Ill never see the light
I get the blues most every night
Since I fell for you
Since I fell for you

Just a bit o' background music for this scene that's on....

Jack B. Badd

Eve The Apple Of My Eye:

You left it, I sent it
I want it back
You left it, I sent it
I want it back

If I had you here, I'd clip your wings
Snap you up and leave you sprawling on my pin
This plan of mine is oh so very lame
Can't you see the grass is greener where it rains

You left, I died,
I went and you cried
You came, I think
But I never really know
I've served my time
I've watched you climb
The wrong incline
But what do I know

Accept it, Don't let it
Turn the screw
Accept it, And let it
Scream back at you

Now this applies both equally to you and I
The only thing we share
Is the same sky
These empty metaphors
They're all in vain
Like can't you see the grass is greener where it rains

In the garden Snake was a charmin'
And Eve said let's give it a try
Now lead us not into temptation
But no matter how hard I try
When in the garden and
Snake is a charmin'
And Eve says let's give it a try
Eve is the apple of my eye

And I lie behind you
And a cradle you in the palm of me
And I pat your hair down
I think will we sink or swim?
'Cause we could do either on a whim

I wuv this song

chamlis

Fall fires burning neath black twisted boughs
Sacrifice to above
Smoke swirling quickly towards misting clouds
Offering of this blood
Into the flames and without shame
Consumed with howls and screams
Pumpkins grin in their despair on all

Hallows eve
Hallows eve

Cruel be the wind as it quells my words
I shout out to the rain
Incantations I've so hope you've heard
That you live again
From deep earth brings forth rebirth
Witness but I shant believe
From below a chilling glow on all

Hallows eve
Hallows eve

Be spiderwebbed and glazed in frost
She wears death beautifully
More stunning now than in her life
On a bed of autumn leaves
Into her eyes and quite surprised
I whispered don't you leave
Sing macabre songs and we'll dance til dawn on all

Hallows eve
Hallows eve

Saint lucifer hear me praying to thee
On this eve of all saints
High be the price but then nothing is free
My soul I'll gladly trade

Ahhh
Hallows eve
Ahhh
Hallows eve

Cold is the night in so many ways
Luna round full and bright
Deep be the mud on the fresh dug graves
On yours I recite
An ancient spell I know so well
Success is guaranteed
I'll bring you back from where you've gone on all

Hallows eve
Hallows eve

Saint lucifer hear me praying to thee
On this eve of all saints
High be the price but then nothing is free
My soul I'll gladly trade

Ahhh
Hallows eve
Ahhh
Hallows eve

Lust4Life

Beatles - Everybodys got something to hide except for me and
My monkey.

Come on come on come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on take it easy
Come on take it easy
Take it easy take it easy
Everybodys got something to hide except for me and
My monkey.

The deeper you go the higher you fly
The higher you fly the deeper you go
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on make it easy
Come on make it easy.

Take it easy take it easy
Everybodys got something to hide except for me and
My monkey.

Your inside is out and your outside is in
Your outside is in and your inside is out
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on make it easy
Come on make it easy
Make it easy make it easy
Everybodys got something to hide except for me and
My monkey.

chamlis

.....I love you Jack.

I love you too, Lusty.

Let's make babies.

Together. At the same time.

Lust4Life

No can do, Love! The one child is plenty in my house!
You'll have to talk Jack to bearing the kids.

Jack B. Badd

Never gonna happen! Never never never never never never never gonna happen! You could buy me a puppy though... Puppies I like

chamlis

*gives puppy dog eyes*
Would you buy me

Hail 2 Da Chimp

//Chef

You and me and her, Simultaneous lovin' baby!!!

Lust4Life

Oh, Darlin', American currency could never add up to your worth.

Edit: That was meant for Chamlis.


Chimp is trying to get his own 3-sum goin on!

chamlis

Alright for get 3somes. Let's talk about true lurv.....

Jack B. Badd

chamlis wrote:

*gives puppy dog eyes*
Would you buy me

You're joking right? Are you actually suggesting I pay for the loving?!

chamlis

I do you a deal. But I charge by the hour

Jack B. Badd

I'd be more impressed if you were charging by the day tbh...

Matt Holck

a day is 6 hours

get your calculator out

Lust4Life

I've got $1.95 and an old Chuckee Cheese token.
What do I get for that?

boneless

My undivided attention as long as the cheese lasts.

challengemaster

you owe me something! Jack!

Lust4Life

are you two still swapping porn?

boneless

better than swapping spits....:eek:

Lust4Life

Really?
Well, yes, I do suppose, Jack and CM swapping spit would be a bit much on someone's tender digestive system today.


.... but, Hey! There'd be a whole lot of ginger goin on! Is that a bad thing?

boneless

Nay, nay thrice nay... I like ginger...

Jack B. Badd

It is written in the Book of Jack that two gingers getting it on will bring about the end of the world. Therefore I must restrict myself to blonds, brunettes, black-haired dudes and all the colours of the dye bottle

boneless

I am getting my old mohawk hair cut again... or maybe a Cheyenne warlock... and I will be dying it purple...

Jack B. Badd

What does a Cheyenne warlock look like?

boneless

Head shaved but a tuft left at the forehead... as worn by combat troops in the 82nd Airbourne...

chamlis

That sounds awful. No offence.

GINGER LOVIN'!!!!!!! My God, what would the world come to.

boneless

It is awful... that's why I'm returning to my old punk look... I'm having my mid-life crisis. I might buy the motor cycle too.

chamlis

Good luck to you, Sir!
Ride hard. Ride fast.

boneless

Why, thank you... you made an old man happy there.

chamlis

.......aaaand, scene.

Lust4Life

But what of my $1.95????
What do I get?
And of course the Chuckee Cheese Game Token?
(I could never ever trade in my Clownbag Love Token, tho, thank you! That's for special use!)

Jack B. Badd

boneless wrote:

It is awful... that's why I'm returning to my old punk look... I'm having my mid-life crisis. I might buy the motor cycle too.

Wohoo for punks and mid-life crises! Alas, I am neither

boneless

Lust4Life wrote:

But what of my $1.95????
What do I get?
And of course the Chuckee Cheese Game Token?
(I could never ever trade in my Clownbag Love Token, tho, thank you! That's for special use!)

$1.95... hmmmm...

Jack B. Badd

I have a euro...how much will that get me?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

//Points to crotch....


All this.....

for only a Euro.... *sigh* times are hard!

Jules

hopefully things will get harder!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

challengemaster

lol. Jules you dirteh little thang you *handcuffs Jules to bed*

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Oh i wish Jules *sigh*....

Jules

sure i can find someone around here that can help bring things along~!!!

Jack B. Badd

Jack's rant #1: I hate CIE and college freshers equally. B*stards. That is all.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I agree, im damned opposed to the lot of them, put all the freshers into a CIE bus and drive it off a cliff!!!