All-Ireland Checklist

netwhizkid

Read this on the Kerry GAA Forum and thought it had to be shared, came back yesterday and was a little wrecked (and can see how it was written) from all the partying in the CAPITAL, N.B. Cork langers*.

LAST MINUTE CHECKLIST...

The hang sandwiches have been made,
the 2 litre bottles of Bulmer's
have been bought,
the spare underpants have been packed,
the bank
account has been cleaned out and a bundle of crisp 50 euro notes
resides temporarily in the back pocket,
the holy water has been sprinkled on the jersey, the vomit, pizza and blood of a Cork man have been washed off the jersey with the spare holy water,
the 1983 ford escort saloon has been filled with petrol,
the leak in the petrol tank of the 1983 ford escort saloon has been sealed,

the text to the lucky Dublin lass who last saw some Kerry action in
September 2005 has been sent,
the half tube of genital herpes cream bought after coming back from Dublin
2005 has been repacked,
the VCR has been set to record at

12:30pm on Sunday,
the backup generator has been disconnected from the
milking parlour and connected directly to the VCR,
the herd of Friesian
cows have been put into the silage field and told to hang on tight till
Monday evening,

the 2-man emergency tent has been packed, a practice
drill assembling the 2 man tent after drinking 16 pints of Guinness and
6 cans of Harp has been successfully completed - taking
7.5 hours. 400 Denny sausages and 12 boxes of Clonakilty back pudding
have been packed into the 'emergency' container, 24 cans of Harp and a
bottle of Powers have also made it in, 1 cd with 14 different versions
of the Rose of Tralee packed, one english/Mayo dictionary packed, 2
tickets to the 2006 All-Ireland final have been placed in an envelope,
sealed, the envelope placed in a larger envelope, sealed, then placed
in an even larger envelope, sealed, the envelope then folded up and put
in a sock, the sock then wrapped in an unwashed pair of underpants, the
underpants stuffed into a shoe, the shoe put in a box, the box taped up
with industrial grade tape and put in a safe, the safe put into a
secret compartment under the back seat of the saloon, a hurley placed
on the back seat of the saloon, a bloodied no. 14 Beale jersey from the
1982 North Kerry Championship 1/4 final placed next to the hurley....
have i missed anything? ... oh yea, and the 4 day weather forecast for
Dublin checked.

UP THE KINGDOM!!!!!!!


*Cork isn't the capital

Spastafarian

A hohoho, those zany kerrymen and their football...

kevmy

Mayo checklist:

1) Unfounded hope of winning all ireland

2) .......

Kojak

kevmy wrote:

Mayo checklist:

1) Unfounded hope of winning all ireland

2) .......

Funny, if not a little sad.

JohnCleary

OXO stock cubes are releasing a new product....

It's the same cube size as their other products, except the colour of it is Red & Green

They call it.... The laughing stock!