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Do you know a Joke Bloke?

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  • 19-09-2006 7:32pm
    #1
    Setun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭


    Couldn't find a forum that deals specifically in jokes that make you want to cut your own arms off so I'll chuck it in here, but for those who regularly read The Star* <why? why do you regularly read The Star??> they might be familiar with The Joke Bloke, a small joke section in the rag. I don't know this bloke, but I can tell you he is the least jokey or in any way humorous of all blokes I know:

    What happens when plumbers die?
    They go down the drain.

    What did the peanut say to the cashew nut when he lost his wallet?
    Ah Nuts.

    What did one virus say to another virus?
    Stay away! I think I've got penicillin.

    What happens when you bake cakes in a pan?
    Pancakes!

    How do you cure a headache?
    Just put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear.

    :confused:

    *I found a copy or two free at work:rolleyes:

    Any other suitably rubbish jokes not worth telling?


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    johnny_ultimate
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,518 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Please, ban daddio for subjecting us to this.
    Please.


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    #3
    Setun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    johnny_ultimate wrote:
    Please, ban daddio for subjecting us to this.
    Please.
    :rolleyes:
    Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella?
    He wanted to put something away for a rainy day.


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    wba88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,206 ✭✭✭wba88


    OMG they r soooo bad!


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    unnameduser
    Registered Users Posts: 1,081 ✭✭✭unnameduser


    they were just desperate!


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    jaarius
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭jaarius


    @OP: I'd like to cut YOUR arms off.

    Still laughed though... dammit!

    j


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    #7
    Setun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    Ah but you want to go out and buy the Star now though don't ya?

    No??


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    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Two fish swimming around a tank - one fish says to the other - i'll drive

    How did the all bran flake die? He drowned in a large currant

    Our local ice cream man was found dead on the floor of his ice cream man, he was covered in hundreds and thousands - gardai said he topped himself

    a man took his rottweiler to the vet. He told the vet he thought his dog was cross-eyed. The vet picked him up and after looking at the dogs eyes for a minute the vet said 'i'm going to have to put him down'. The man couldnt believe it and cried 'wtf - cos he's cross-eyed????'. Vet replies 'no, cos hes heavy'

    :rolleyes:


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