The Pie Thread [Thread of the week]

DarthWraak

Let this thread be a monument to our love of pie. Whats that you say??? You don't like pie??? *takes out shotgun* I knew I could persuade you... *shoots anyway*



Post you favourite pie flavour, your secret tips on making pies, and how you like it served. Served with vanilla ice cream after been heated in the microwave, eating it on a cool autumn evening. I see pie eating as an art god dammit!!!

So, without further ado, some stuff about pie...

wikipedia wrote:

A pie is a baked food, with a baked shell usually made of pastry that covers or completely contains a filling of meat, fish, vegetables, fruit, cheeses, creams, chocolate, custards, nuts, or other sweet or savoury ingredients. Pies can be either "one-crust," where the filling is placed in a dish and covered with a pastry/potato mash top before baking, or "two-crust," with the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell. Some pies have only a bottom crust, generally if they have a sweet filling that does not require cooking. These bottom-crust-only pies may be known as tarts or tartlets. An example of a bottom-crust-only pie that is savoury rather than sweet is a quiche. Tarte Tatin is a one-crust fruit pie that is served upside-down, with the crust underneath. Blind-baking is used to develop a crust's crispiness, and keep it from becoming soggy under the burden of a very liquid filling. If the crust of the pie requires much more cooking than the chosen filling, it may also be blind-baked before the filling is added and then only briefly cooked or refrigerated.

Pie fillings range in size from tiny bite-size party pies or small tartlets, to single-serve pies (e.g. a pasty) and larger pies baked in a dish and eaten by the slice. The type of pastry used depends on the filling. It may be either a butter-rich flaky or puff pastry, a sturdy shortcrust pastry, or, in the case of savoury pies, a hot water crust pastry.

Yum



Apple Pie FTW

Pie Song from film Michael wrote:

Pie
Pie
Me oh my
Nothing tastes sweet, wet, salty and dry
all at once o well it's pie
Apple!
Pumpkin!
Minced
an' wet bottom.
Come to your place everyday if you've got em'
Pie
Me o my
I love pie

Song suggested by Lust4Life



A cartoon on the web, all or mainly about pie! This show is pure genious...

Episode 1 of Weebl and Bob wrote:

Weebl: Want Pie Now
*rolls in Bob*
Weebl: Lo Bob, you have pie?
Bob: Yes!
Weebl: Me like pie
Bob: Yes!
Weebl: Pie is GOOD
Bob: Mmh pie
Weebl: Mmh
Weebl: pie
Weebl: pie.pie.pie.pie.pie.pie
Bob: Mmh pie
*shouts in huge voice and bob falls off screen*
Weebl: PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Ow
Weebl: When come back bring pie
*pause a moment*
Weebl: Wanker...

Pure genious!

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm

They even made a film bout pie goddammit!



And there is such a thing as eating too much pie, believe it or not!!!!!!!!!!!



If you dont like pie, you should just roll over and dies, now!
Post your comments!







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This thread is about the baked good. For the mathematical constant, see Pi. For other uses, see Pie (disambiguation).

Riamfada

pie forum ftw

DarthWraak

Grimes wrote:

pie forum ftw

Dude, that is leik the best idea evar! SUPPORT THE PIE FORUM

Jack B. Badd

I like pie, like pi too

ShiverinEskimo

Finally we now know without uncertainty who it was that ate all the pies...Kudos OP.

DarthWraak

ShiverinEskimo wrote:

Finally we now know without uncertainty who it was that ate all the pies...Kudos OP.

I am so sorry. I cant help myself. I have a problem...

Jack B. Badd

Pie-ayyy?

Lust4Life

PI is a fairly good movie, though!

baklava (I've been spelling it rong all these years!)

Evil caramelized layered pastry with nuts and gooey filling.
Had some from Turkey once. It was sooo heavenly!

Best way to eat it?
WITH A FRIEND!
And with fresh Turkish Chai. Yum!!!

spacecoyote

"Poontang Pie"



When I want something to eat

And to feel satisfied

I ask this waitress so sweet

Do you have, poontang pie?



She looks at me and says no

And then I start to cry

So now where should I go?

To get some, poontang pie?



So I go to a strip club

There, I don't have to try

Some are loose, some cost alot

But they got, poontang pie



Apple and Blueberry suck

Leaves me empty inside

All of you wish me good luck

Help me find, poontang pie!



THE END


The Rock Says "I like pie...especially POONTANG PIE!"

DarthWraak

Lols all round

amp

Normally I'd come out on the side of cake but this thread has warmed me to the virtues of pie. Thank you DarthWraak. You win a Thread of the Week award and the title "Bombadier of tCN."

Doomspell

mmmm pie....

DarthWraak

amp wrote:

Normally I'd come out on the side of cake but this thread has warmed me to the virtues of pie. Thank you DarthWraak. You win a Thread of the Week award and the title "Bombadier of tCN."

Amp, I love you


So whats your favourite pie then?


So now to answer the question that has plauged mankind since the dawn of time...

Which Pie Is The Best???????????????11111one1

http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/show.htm

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.google.ie/search?q=pi+e

8.53973422

DarthWraak

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

http://www.google.ie/search?q=pi+e

8.53973422

Pie is now 8.53973422????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

OMG WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!

challengemaster

pie pwns so much, there's even pie.boards.ie :eek:

Capt'n Midnight

DarthWraak wrote:

Pie is now 8.53973422????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

OMG WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry /my bad

it should (of course) have read

8.539734222673567065463550869546574495034888535765114961879601130179\
22861115733080757256386971047394391377494251167746764632118759069602\
39906183634537907041454202159948896334285274670004668776609307271129\
03935074804010557270403486273039986565406441661792292857137082163744\
12976168471172544672318420340751657873020506707999472076298967964373\
71390090083987078522063304829803538464017315300197823627677025803574\
12559720551726398986173449590926124122896807645827854205431632157954\
19510261753326139327091269239274357568312735470622184259342983913191\
81359444062044277019848937723244461590894037006015139018664587473984\
98236554006512694571955098175189676098623912201485081555456079815686\
75308586739080896645836366491171197692951525938412546338435876040814\
80261580858328767359947160696670819154994153844698538068233913462818\
66666457152229604814580390954989520679675931110925385975415223164346\
20440904327905669010198992873083145479079327160729091948477188491992\
87893716248460945011165220319673197105821183270929

DarthWraak

http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/

Matt Holck

Movin' on Up by Jeff Barry and Ja'net Dubois - The Jeffersons Lyrics


Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin'
Just to get up that hill.
Now we're up in teh big leagues
Gettin' our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it's you and me baby
There ain't nothin wrong with that.

Well we're movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

DarthWraak

A survey by the American Pie Council and Crisco® found that apple pie is the favorite flavor among one out of four Americans, followed by pumpkin, chocolate, lemon meringue, and cherry.

• An overwhelming 76 percent of Americans prefer homemade pie over pie from a bakery or pastry shop, restaurant, diner, or supermarket.

• The average American eats six slices of pie per year.

• The term "as American as apple pie" traces back to 14th century England. The Pilgrims brought their pie-making skills, along with the apple seeds to America. As the popularity of apple pie spread throughout the nation, the phrase grew to symbolize American prosperity.

• Before pie was America's favorite dessert, fruit pies were commonly eaten as part of breakfast in the 19th century.

• Other names for a pie are: pastie, oggie, piraski, piragie, patty, and pierogi. More common names include: streusel, tart, turnover, and crumble.

• The term "upper crust" refers to early America when the economy was difficult and supplies were hard to come by. Only affluent households could afford ingredients for both the upper and lower crusts of a pie; thus, the term "upper crust" was born.

• Shoo-fly pie is a wet-bottom molasses pie that was originally used to sit on windowsills to attract flies away from the kitchen.

• The American Pie Council is the only organization committed to preserving America's pie heritage and promoting Americans' love of pie.

• Crisco, developed in 1911, is the quintessential ingredient for creating America's favorite tender, flaky crust. The Crisco manufacturing facility is located in Cincinnati, Ohio.



http://www.crisco.com/whatsnew/fun_pie_facts.asp


Apple Pie FTW

Jack B. Badd

Pi is exactly 3!!!!!! There are 3 pies!!!

Lust4Life

Nah, that's a slanted representation from Crisco who is a company that has always strived to appeal to Americans by being so very American.

Then again, maybe Joe Volvo and Sally Soccer Mom saw that report and made all their friends switch to homemade apple pie so they'd fit in. (fickle bastards!)

DarthWraak

Why wouldnt they. Apple pie, is leik, teh pro.

You seem to know a lot about the pies in america scene lust. When the pie forum comes out, ill ave you for mod

Matt Holck

I like lemon merange pie

Sillyaspie

This thread is silly!




































Silly as pie?

Yes, yes it is,
yes it is,
it's a silly silly, silly as pie style thread!
I like it.

Jack B. Badd

Is that really a pie...? Yummy tho it is!

DarthWraak

Matt Holck wrote:

I like lemon merange pie

My second favourite pie!!!!!!

Okay, ull be a mod too

Matt Holck

I "a million little pieces" got pulled off O's book list

for the exagerated life of a drug addict I think

well duh
do you have ANY idea how many a million really is
3.1 million seconds in a year
say the book covers a 2 year run
that's a 6 second slice
to tranform for one piece into another piece
inluding actually being that piece
do you think that might have been exageration?

well
do you?

DarthWraak

We have a philosophist on our hands :rolleyes:

Lust4Life

Posted by DarthWraak:
You seem to know a lot about the pies in america scene lust. When the pie forum comes out, ill ave you for mod

Well that happens when you're American!
Pie Mod? Only if there's a subforum for cheesecakes.
Now THAT is my expertise. From scratch. A never fail recipe. Always yummy. Any flavour!


lemon merange. Yummeh!!!!!

DarthWraak

Uber Food Forum
>>>Pie
>>>Cookies
>>>Cake
>>>Cheesecake
>>>Bikkies

Now that would PWN

Sonnenblumen

American Pie without the American bits is nice!

DarthWraak

Exactly. All you need is the pie. When you add american to pie, you somehow get a horney teenager who want to relieve his sexual tension by raping pies!

WE MUST SAVE THE PIES


Say no to pie rape!

Sarky

You do know there's a pie forum, right?

DarthWraak

Sarky wrote:

You do know there's a pie forum, right?

I dont ****ing believe it tbh :eek: :eek:

Alas pie and cake are at eternal warfare with each other. Jamming them both into a box is like putting cheese and chalk together!

Sarky

*sigh*

Nobody pays attention these days.

Sonnenblumen

Anyone know where you can get Pie in the Sky?:)

Lust4Life

when the sun hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore....

Sonnenblumen

Sarky wrote:

You do know there's a pie forum, right?

please can I bring my PIEbald?

Lust4Life

So.... My hubby has one of these sitting next to the computer.

Should I feel threatened? It's pie related, isn't it!? Isn't it?!

DarthWraak

Heck, if you dont get as abstract as some of Matt Holck's posts are, your fine

And an update from the world of pie, image wise...











AHH ZOMG RUN AWAY

Matt Holck

"When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie
That's amore"

-Dean Martin

Jules

Lust4Life

Ooooh! And what about that ever annoying song by John Lennon and Yoko Ono!
Honey Pie!

Matt Holck

The Final Cut wrote:

you believed in their stories of fame fortune and glory
now you're lost in a haze of alchohol soft middle age
the pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high
and you hide hide hide
behind brown and mild eyes

too short

DarthWraak

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/ultimate+pie+theft/

OMG SAVE THE PIES!!!!!!!!

Sonnenblumen

John & Yoko Ballad: oh give piece a pie, give piece a pie...

Matt Holck

INDIVIDUAL WORKERS
Nationalization of the industries that the foreigners control
Participation in the profits that we make
Shorter hours
Higher wages
Votes for women
Larger dole
More public spending
A bigger slice of every cake

-rice

takola

I don't really like pie!!!!

Brave aren't i?

*Runs to hide behind the chair*

Jack B. Badd

You can be converted, Takola. All non-pie eaters can and will be converted Now, does this rag smell of chloroform to you...?

DarthWraak

takola wrote:

I don't really like pie!!!!

Let me reply to this statement with the following smilie...

:eek: