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Need a Limerick!

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  • 22-09-2006 8:54am
    #1
    tosh_thedude
    Registered Users Posts: 485 ✭✭


    I need a limerick for a T-shirt Design I'm doing for my sisters Hen night, Saturday, SO I gotta make it today. What I need is a Limerick to go with the embarrassing photo I have of her first communion, she's in a white wedding type dress (early 80's) so something funny to match with that.
    Oh, her name's Karen, and her fellas from cork. And they both like Penguins. God I hope she doesn't use boards! ;)

    Here's what I came up with so far.

    "On Her first communion at seven,
    Karen had dreamt of a wedding from heaven,
    A Cork Boy she'd bestrode, (or Bestow)
    Like King Penguins in Snow,
    They would mate, oh no matter the weather"

    Its crap isn't it.... HELP! :)

    Oh and sorry if this is posted in the Humor section... But I thought some funny Limericks would continue on this thread... or it gets deleted. :(


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    #2
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    There was a girleen called Karen
    Who suddenly decided to marry
    Her love is from Cork
    And use the correct knife and fork
    So no longer she will be a maiden


    Err kinda bad but hey


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    #3
    Paladin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,313 ✭✭✭Paladin


    On her communion she looked like a dork,
    And she felt that she was just pork
    She needs to get cool,
    So a man she can rule,
    What she needs is a langer from Cork?

    Im not saying its not lame, but it is in fact lame. Im going getting food...


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