No Run of the Mill, Normal Peasant Users Please

Piste

I wholeheartedly endorse this idea and/or [strike]culling[/strike] banningz.

the_syco

Minesajackdaniels wrote:

Is it just me, or do the normal users annoy anyone else*, the majority of them seem to be stuck so far up their own arses it's unreal**. Ahhhhh, is it a pure average thing to be a normal user, and not a super special internet class uber-important power poster on a big fat shiny bulletin board? Is is something we should all thrive*** to be?

Ah, its nothing compared to the ****s who think they be uber @ PC's, but don't know wtf to do when their PC doesn't do excatly what they want it to do:mad:

Stark

Huh? That's totally off-topic. Banned.

azezil

GAwd I got such a big cock!

Beruthiel

No you don't Az

Stark wrote:

We're bottom of the food chain now and oppressed by the Smods.

*kicks stark into submission*

azezil

Screw you bitch, you're just as wide as a bucket, I'd need a team with me to fill your gaping hole!

Gordon

azezil wrote:

Screw you bitch, you're just as wide as a bucket, I'd need a team with me to fill your gaping hole!

The same team that's trying to fill yours?

Stark

Lol. Burn

Nevyn

filling Bru and Aziels holes, just another use for the conrete made from the ground bones or users.

azezil

Gordon wrote:

The same team that's trying to fill yours?

*sniffles* I love you so much

Beruthiel

I'd be quite happy to take the french rugby team anytime

Nevyn

Oh My, any chance you would share ?

Beruthiel

Thaedydal wrote:

Oh My, any chance you would share ?

With 15 players on a team, I think I can share one or two

Nevyn

Ah but surely it would be more fun to share them all and rate and compare....
Promise I won't damage them ..............much.

azezil

mmm calanders

Sparky

Madness.

Crucifix

I thought this song might appeal to some peeps on this thread, so here you go:

Optimus Rhyme - Obey the Moderator wrote:

"Hey
Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight
Who these people are, that can wait
This is my board, my world, my space
I wrote every rule; you gotta read 'em ok?
Cool, I guess that's in; then we straight
And if you need something I'll be up kinda late
Like two, see that's when it gets bad
People start flaming and everybody's mad
That's when I gotta bust out the ban
Just me man, some of these people just can't stand one another
So I gotta cover up a scandal
Nah dude I can't let you know my AIM handle

Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
If you can't stay on topic, you got it?
If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and float all their threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man

My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful
Might blink a bit, 80k, there's no way that I be wasteful
People get hateful but hey it ain't new to me
It can get crazy in this community
Dude you gotta unlock your caps
Never argue; I'm better; walk with you straight to the FAQs
Even then they never relax, it's all grudges
From six months back, still nobody budges
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth
Attack us and laugh as we back up with work
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve
Trade off sleep for new security
That's part of the job I don't mind it
And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it
I'm tracking down every last duplicate account
I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and float all their threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man"

WhiteWashMan

funny, but out of context on this thread i should think.

DaBreno

Nerd rap - the way of the future

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore

Fo' Sho'

WhiteWashMan

DaBreno wrote:

Nerd rap - the way of the future

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore

linky no worky.

but dont think youre not on the radar now....

yeah, the brotherhood of the moderators and its co-consipirators, eyes and ears networks, spies, administrators and other employees will be watching you.

actually, there are only about 5 people on boards that arent in the network.
they tend to post on 'we hate moderator' threads.

ironic huh?

DaBreno

WhiteWashMan wrote:

linky no worky.

This should do it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore

WhiteWashMan wrote:

linky no worky.
but dont think youre not on the radar now....

yeah, the brotherhood of the moderators and its co-consipirators, eyes and ears networks, spies, administrators and other employees will be watching you.

Well I just loooooove moderators!

/laughs nervously as a Red laser dot moves around on my forehead