How exactly do you do yours?

Sillyaspie

I walk into the loo laptop in hand,
I undo my button let my trousers slip to the floor plant myself on the seat,
relax,
let a fart or two fly,
slowly give a push until I feel it coming ease back again,
relax,
let it come out, push at the end to avoid a messy bum,
wait a while in ecstasy,
peer at whatI have done, wipe and repeat if necessary,

you?

Sillyaspie

uggh that's mingin...

FlutterinBantam

Reverse into the splutterhouse.... hovver over the commode.... align the balloon knot with the centre of the pot.... advance the throttles a tad and allow the pace car to exit the pits..... full forward throttle allowing for recoil and natural spread...any late comers whizzz.... inspect damage and allow satisfied smile and award mythical points out of 10 for artistic merit..if not on own premises consider leaving her for others to enjoy... Aw shucks...yank the flusher.. wash hands... and say... Jaysus W O W legend.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Feel the need...head out to a quiet street...find some unsuspecting car bonnet...drop the pants...climb onto the bonnet...squat...and just let it drop...aaah

Chillwithcian

Sillyaspie wrote:

I walk into the loo laptop in hand,
I undo my button let my trousers slip to the floor plant myself on the seat,
relax,
let a fart or two fly,
slowly give a push until I feel it coming ease back again,
relax,
let it come out, push at the end to avoid a messy bum,
wait a while in ecstasy,
peer at whatI have done, wipe and repeat if necessary,

you?

Thats just WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GrumPy

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Sillyaspie

Irish GrumPy wrote:

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Come again?

DarthWraak

Irish GrumPy wrote:

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The best thing that has been said in this thread so far...

Demetrius

Sillyaspie wrote:

I walk into the loo laptop in hand,
I undo my button let my trousers slip to the floor plant myself on the seat,
relax,
let a fart or two fly,
slowly give a push until I feel it coming ease back again,
relax,
let it come out, push at the end to avoid a messy bum,
wait a while in ecstasy,
peer at whatI have done, wipe and repeat if necessary,

you?

That is all very Charming. (sp?)

biko

Adding Sillyaspie to Ignore list *click*