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Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

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  • 26-09-2006 2:02pm
    #1
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users Posts: 743 ✭✭✭


    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of
    your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
    vacuum cleaners."

    "F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded
    to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the
    door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until
    you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a
    bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner
    does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I
    will personally eat the remainder."

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because the
    electricity was cut off this morning."


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