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A little joke that made me smile...

BreadBoard · 2006-09-28 13:57:11

You are on a horse, there is a sheer drop-off to your right, an elephant running the same speed as you to your left. There is a giraffe running right in front of you so you cant get around it, and there is a lion right behind you and there is no way to outrun it. How do you get out of this situation? Get yo drunk ass off…

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28-09-2006 2:57pm

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You are on a horse, there is a sheer drop-off to your right, an elephant running the same speed as you to your left. There is a giraffe running right in front of you so you cant get around it, and there is a lion right behind you and there is no way to outrun it. How do you get out of this situation?

Get yo drunk ass off the carousel!!!!!!

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#2 28-09-2006 9:44pm
Doomspell

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I've heard that one before, it makes me smile!

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#3 28-09-2006 10:32pm
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Not that bad

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#4 28-09-2006 10:48pm
de5p0i1er

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It's worth a giggle.

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#5 29-09-2006 9:13am
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Kudos!
Hadn't heard that one before.

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