Knock knock...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

oOOooohhh, suits you!

boneless

Knock Knock...

"Who's there??"

"Control freak... NOW YOU SAY CONTROL FREAK WHO!!!!!!!!!!"

Jack B. Badd

Knock knock...
Dr Who is at the door...
o.O

Funky

Matt Holck

Etymology: The verb MUM derives directly from Middle English ‘mommen’ which is perhaps associated with Middle low German ‘mummen,’ to mutter, disguise oneself, or with Middle French ‘momer’ to go masked. And although some sources think that the ‘mum’ of disguise and the ‘mum’ of muttering (which is thought to be ultimately imitative) may have two distinct etymologies, others feel that perhaps there is a connection between the two and that in going masked the voices of the performers were muffled and distorted. Some interesting connections are that Dutch ‘mommen’ means to speak indistinctly, to chew, and German ‘mummen’ means to mumble. Middle Dutch ‘mommen,’ ‘mummen’ mean to go about in a mask or disguise (Dutch ‘mommen). Middle Low German, ‘mummen,’ ‘mommen’ mean to wear a disguise, to go about in a carnival mask and German ‘mummen,’ to disguise oneself (16th century). Similar connections exist in French and Italian.

Some words beginning with ‘mum-’ associated with the custom of MUMMING are MUMMER, a person who acts in a mummers' play or (originally) in a ‘mime,’ and MUMMERY, a performance by ‘mummers,’ are attested to earliest in Old French and appear to have spread in this sense from there to other European languages, both Romance and Germanic, probably together with the custom itself.


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Demetrius

-ers.

Doomspell

boneless wrote:

Knock Knock...

"Who's there??"

"Control freak... NOW YOU SAY CONTROL FREAK WHO!!!!!!!!!!"

Sonnenblumen

Matt Holck wrote:

Etymology: The verb MUM derives directly from Middle English ‘mommen’ which is perhaps associated with Middle low German ‘mummen,’ to mutter, disguise oneself, or with Middle French ‘momer’ to go masked. And although some sources think that the ‘mum’ of disguise and the ‘mum’ of muttering (which is thought to be ultimately imitative) may have two distinct etymologies, others feel that perhaps there is a connection between the two and that in going masked the voices of the performers were muffled and distorted. Some interesting connections are that Dutch ‘mommen’ means to speak indistinctly, to chew, and German ‘mummen’ means to mumble. Middle Dutch ‘mommen,’ ‘mummen’ mean to go about in a mask or disguise (Dutch ‘mommen). Middle Low German, ‘mummen,’ ‘mommen’ mean to wear a disguise, to go about in a carnival mask and German ‘mummen,’ to disguise oneself (16th century). Similar connections exist in French and Italian.

Some words beginning with ‘mum-’ associated with the custom of MUMMING are MUMMER, a person who acts in a mummers' play or (originally) in a ‘mime,’ and MUMMERY, a performance by ‘mummers,’ are attested to earliest in Old French and appear to have spread in this sense from there to other European languages, both Romance and Germanic, probably together with the custom itself.


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BANG, BANG!

Lust4Life

Dude, get the door already!

Sonnenblumen

Lust4Life wrote:

Dude, get the door already!

as soon as you unlock the handcuffs.

Lust4Life

Sonnenblumen said:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lust4Life
Dude, get the door already!

as soon as you unlock the handcuffs.

But the key is out in the post box!

Sonnenblumen

Lust4Life wrote:

But the key is out in the post box!

Why do I get the feeling, few people pass through here and even fewer get out?

Lust4Life

knock, knock!

county

whos there
lust4life
shes always fcuking here

Lust4Life

Yeah, so I'm bored!
Come on in! Tea?

county

did i hear tea,i`ll bring the scones

Lust4Life

ooh! Yummy! Please do!

DarthWraak

I could bring the pastry good that i keep going on about. I would say what it is, but a mod banned me from saying it :mad:

Lust4Life

the mod banned you from saying......pie?
You must be joking! Our darling Amp would never do such a thing!

Oh, wait! There's someone at the door....

boneless

I used to be a postman so I ring twice...

Pigman II

So anyway, a horse walks into a pub and says.....

Lust4Life

Knock Knock Knockin'...

Pigman II

A nice pair of knockers

Pigman II

Another nice pair of knockers

Jack B. Badd

boneless wrote:

I used to be a postman so I ring twice...

The Knock Knock Thread is not to be used to advertise the existance of products such as doorbells. So sod off and make you're own thread, bell-boy!

Lust4Life

But.... what if he's selling fun TOYS?????

Jack B. Badd

So long as they're not toys related to alerting the occupants of a house that there is someone at their door, he's fine

Sofaspud

like "last card", but in dominoes.

Capt'n Midnight

Ding Dong !

Jack B. Badd

Capt'n Midnight, did you not read my previous post on the use of door bells?! I think punishment is in order...punishment that is swift and battery operated!

boneless

Jack B. Badd wrote:

Capt'n Midnight, did you not read my previous post on the use of door bells?! I think punishment is in order...punishment that is swift and battery operated!

"I want you to play with my Ding-a-Ling..."

Ding, ding....


Punish me!!! OH YEAH!!!!

Jack B. Badd

Teh cattle prods are at hand! Open wide...

boneless

MMmmmmmhaww!!!


That's soooo gooood... zap me again!!!

Jack B. Badd

You're one sick b*stard, boneless :rolleyes: I'm off home...

boneless

I am a sick puppy, am I not??

But you DO love me... dontcha??? Please say yes....