Bohemian Rhapsody for an Indian Curry house.

Alexco

Bohemian Rhapsody for an Indian Curry house.

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
...guitar solo...
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
...guitar solo...
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
...guitar solo...slow bit...
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh

Chinafoot

rofl

very, very good.

challengemaster

hehe quite funny, seeing as im studying bohemian rhapsody in school atm

Kojak

Ha - nice one.

PogMoThoin

Good, but i got a better 1.

Glaswegan Rapsody

Is this the real life?* Is this the methadone?
Stuck in the Gorbals wi two bob fur the telephone,
Open yer wine and talk wi a whine like me,
Ah'm jist a Weegie, gie us yer Sunny D,
Cos ah'll chib yer pal, rip yer da,
Slash yer dug, ride yer ma,
Anywey the Clyde flows, disnae really matter,
Tae me,
Tae me...
*
Haw Maw! Jist chibbed*some bam,
Buckie boatle roond the heid,
Noo the silly basturt's deid,
Haw Maw! Ah'm jist oot oan parole,
An noo ah'm headin back tae the Bar-L,
Haw Maw! Oo-oo-oo-ooooh,
Didnae mean tae dae um in,
If ah'm no full o' skag this time the morra,
Cairry oot, cairry oot,
Then we'll go oot oan the banter...
*
Too late, the bailiff's here,
Sendin shivers doon ma spine,
Gubbed ten jellies jist in time,
Cheerio* ma muckers, ah've goat tae go,
Got tae go and rip some wide c*nt fae the scheme,
Haw Maw! Oo-oo-oo-ooooh,
Ah'm a jakey bam,
Ah sometimes think ah've nivir been washed at aw...
*
(NASAL CATTARH SOLO)
*
Ah see a little silhouetto of a bam,
Adidas, Adidas, can ye go get us a cargo,
Thunderbird, White Lightening,
Very very frightening, tae me,
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair,
Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair,
Twenty Mayfair an some skins,
Magnifico oh oh oh oh oh,
Ah'm jist a fat boy fae a a fat family,
He's jist a fat boy fae a fat family,
Spare us ten bob fur a hot cup o' tea,
Git tae **** ye manky slob, go an get a*job,
Fur ****'s sake, No! Ah'll no git a joab,
Get a job,
Fur ****'s sake, No! Ah'll no git a joab,
Get a job,
Ah'll no git a joab,
Get a job,
Ah'll nivir git a joab. No. No. No. No. No.
Gonorrhoea, Gonorrhoea, Gonhorroea and a dose,
Then doon the pub whair the barman's goat a pint,
Fur me, fur me, fur meeeeeeeee....
*
So ye think ye can slash me an pish in ma eye,
So ye think ye can chib me and leave me tae die,
Haw baw-bag! Can't dae that tae me baw-bag,
Jist wait till ah'm oot, wait till ah'm right ootay here,
Hee-haw really matters, any **** can see,
Hee-haw really matters,
Hee-haw really matters tae me...
*
Anywey the Clyde flows....