Spontaneous Combustion

johnny_ultimate · 30-09-2006 12:46am #1

If someone (i.e. random person you have never met / seen / made love with before) spontaneously combusted beside you, how would you react?
Bemusement? Amusement? Confusement? Any other fictional words you care to create? All of the above?

Jules · 30-09-2006 12:52am

one word..... IDIOT!

is there a convention in town or something...they are everywhere!!!!

Lust4Life · 30-09-2006 12:54am

PT Barnum must be dropping them off by the truck loads!

Matt Holck · 30-09-2006 4:22am

keep walking

DarthWraak · 30-09-2006 11:12am

First I would remove all organs such as heart, liver, pancreas, intestines and the other filthy goo of the human body from my face, and walk on

theTinker · 30-09-2006 4:56pm

I think johnny_ultimat is the best in the world.

Matt Holck · 01-10-2006 1:53am

I'd try to put them out

and stay until the mater had some closure

Sofaspud · 01-10-2006 2:16pm

Dozens of people spontanaeously combust each year, it's just not widely reported.

Capt'n Midnight · 01-10-2006 2:34pm

It's just drunk smokers falling asleep in armchairs. Their clothes act as a wick for subcutaneous fat. More of a human candle than spontaneous.

"Daddy, gradma's going out again"
"well pour some more petrol on her then"

challengemaster · 01-10-2006 4:52pm

i'd laugh

sonic juice · 01-10-2006 7:00pm

maybe they were never there in the 1st place and then KWApquoia in the brain-what was that?

Black Swan · 01-10-2006 7:58pm

Run!

secret_squirrel · 01-10-2006 8:04pm

Use them to light a nice Cuban I've been saving for just such an occasion.

Pigman II · 01-10-2006 8:07pm

I think the best thing to do would be to let them burn. You could try saving them but that'd be no way to live. Perhaps you could speed things up by kicking them hard in the head.