If you were a member of the opposite sex how would you wear your hair?

Pighead

Pighead was just sitting at work checking out one of the Polish chicks lovely hairdo. Thought to myself "That'd look nice on you Pighead, why don't you get it done like that?" Then I realised society wouldn't approve and I'd be ostracised from society. And my dad would probably thump me.

If you could have a hair cut of the opposite sex's style what would you go for and why?
Pighead would have his hair done like Dido because its a great style, i'd guess its quite easily manageable and its really shiny.
http://tobyinkster.co.uk/Images/music/dido_pic.png

Heisenberg.

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Pherekydes

You know Sinead O'Connor?

Well, the exact opposite of her. Long, shiny, straight and with no dye.

Pighead

The Scientist wrote:

on my head.

Cracking answer, just the tiniest hint of vagueness about it though. Any particular style you'd prefer or would you just like the hair to be dolloped onto your head and lie which ever way the wind decided?

The Bollox

long long ponytail, sexiest way imho

I'd wear mine like yours pighead

Ruu_Old

Come on now Pighead, don't lie to us. We all know you're a big fan of the mullet. Who isn't? It's good for both sexes.

Pighead

Tristrame wrote:

I'd wear mine like yours pighead

Are you a girl Tristrame? Pighead thought that you were a male. Or are you a male and you're post is merely insinuating I have girlie hair? Either way Pigheads shocked.

Karl Hungus

Probably the same as I've got it now, long and sometimes in a ponytail.

Pigman II

No doubt about it

http://pinkprozac.typepad.com/photos/earle_kristis_head_shavin/picture_010.jpg

or

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/princess.leia.lg.jpg

Pighead

Ruu wrote:

Come on now Pighead, don't lie to us. We all know you're a big fan of the mullet. Who isn't? It's good for both sexes.

Ah indeed Ruu. That brings me back alright. You could say, the day the mullet went out of fashion was the day that style finally died.

Karoma

Pighead, seriously, are you trying to tell us something? Do you want to be a woman? That's cool with us open-minded Boardsies.
Short. Very short.

Rb

Hmm..probably shoulder length, straight and shiny..

RasTa

Very strange.....

Pighead

Pigman II wrote:

No doubt about it

http://pinkprozac.typepad.com/photos/earle_kristis_head_shavin/picture_010.jpg

or

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/princess.leia.lg.jpg

The first one without doubt gets the thumbs up from me. I like the juxtaposition of short Versus Long. And you can see by the way she's smiling that she's 100% happy with the do. 8/10

Second one I'm not so happy about. She doesn't look happy in herself, probably because the hair looks like its painted on with turpentine or possibly shoe polish. 3/10

bluto63

Pigman II wrote:

http://www.cnn.com/EVENTS/1997/star.wars.anniversary/where.are.they/princess.leia.lg.jpg

Oh definetly!

AdMMM

Probably would just put it in a ponytail, or something simple like that!

Nightwish

Dyed black and probably the same length it is now.

Wertz

I'm a sucker for that perm (?) that Katie Melua has...so prolly one of them.

Pighead

Karoma wrote:

Pighead, seriously, are you trying to tell us something? Do you want to be a woman? That's cool with us open-minded Boardsies.
Short. Very short.

Nope Pigheads quite happy being the handsome hulk of a man that he is. Its just that sometimes when I take a step back from my chest beating machoness I stop to admire the magic and wonder of the female form.

And on occasion I wonder what it would be like to be in possession of their bits and bobs. Oh and Pighead has a sneaky feeling that Karoma isn't an open minded boardsie.

All I'm feeling here is stuffy, high horsed, grumpiness. But maybe thats just the rain that has me thinking like that.
Happy Saturday buddy.

Black Swan

Probably like Kneau Reeves in the second Matrix. Natural and dark with no hair colouring.

Dyr

Well let's see now, Ive just returned from a trip to the barber.. local shop, shaved, No.6 blade all round (barber suggested a five at the sides but i politely refused) 2.50 euro tip. Sensible and easy to manage

NOW.. back in the day i used to have long hair (boo!) but lets be honest long hair sucks on blokes however its quite acceptable on chicks. Short hair is pretty nice on some of de burds too. So if i was a burd, it'd have to be short, maybe slightly spiky or soemthing. It deffo wouldnt be a bob (I'm sorry ladies but it looks crap..yes, even on you)



Major no-no's:
De young wans who think they're all hip and no-disco-trendy with a big high fringe, you actually look like frankenstein

Blokes with pony tails. Cop yourselves on, to quote twink

And dont get me started on blokes with hair-do's like the village idiot look doing the rounds at the moment. Or when the Oasis inspired lambchops-down-the sides-fringe on the top thing was in...idiots walking around looking like the f***ing birmingham six.

LadyJ

Longish. Like the way Johnny Depp's hair is most of the time (Sleepy Hallow comes to mind). Probably dark brown or black.

trout

flaming red and curly down to the crack of my ass ... windswept and mystical ... with a lustrous sheen and a honk of that apple shampoo that you don't get anymore but was very popular in the early 90's ... woodleigh green or something it was ... sniff ... sniff

is this saying too much ?

Endasaurus

Dido's hair all the way!!

Ickle Magoo

I'd wear it short & tousled - that kind of just out of bed look that Brad Pitt had perfected for a while but with dark hair...:)

rymus

long and bright pink. Like the missus' hair. Hang on a minute...

Nehpets

Wait a minute, Pighead and Pigman II are different people?

Is there a Pigman I? :eek:

Rhyme

Shoulder length with a flick, that or chin length.

johnnyrotten

Pighead wrote:

If you were a member of the opposite sex how would you wear your hair?

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Piste

I don't like long hair on guys, many of them just do not know how to manage it so it ends up smelly and greasy, so I'd wear it quite short, oh and spiked with gel a little bit, I think that's very cute

xzanti

Brendan Kilkenny all the way... Legendry

Fast_Mover

I'd have it short-ish and neat..prob with a little gel aswell.

Bob the Builder

IF I was a girl, I'd have long pony tail, not too long, just long enough to be able to manage. It would have a nice shine also...

Dave!

High and tight!

Endasaurus

http://members.aye.net/~gharris/blog/rita_hayworth01.jpg

Rawr

Heisenberg.

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Tar.Aldarion

Long and straight.
http://static.last.fm/proposedimages/original/6/1001048/3146.jpg
Don't look nighty

smash

hollywood!

Busterpuss

vernon kay

Font22

really good idea for a thread! good job OP. if i was a guy.......hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm, i like short hair on lads but not really tight like they are soldiers. longish but neat is nice!

Pighead

Rose Pipette has a cracking hairdo as well. Slightly 1960's feel to it and the heavy fringe would be great I reckon. Always wanted one of those long fringes where I could do the whole "Oh my hairs in my eyes I'd better shake my head in a sexy manner to get it out"

http://www.smalltownamerica.co.uk/data/resources/Image/news/RosePipettes.jpg

smash

If I was a girl, like Traci Bingham...

Caryatnid

Bald. So I could rub my head at any given opportunity. Like when I was stressed. Or pretending to be shy while flirting. Oh, and yes with a long skinny goatee beard. So I could stroke it and go "hmmm" while thinking.

And as for the rest.......even though I'd leave generally leave it alone (grrr), I'd have to try waxing at least once. Just to see what it was like.

Pighead

Caryatnid wrote:

Bald. So I could rub my head at any given opportunity. Like when I was stressed. Or pretending to be shy while flirting.

To pretend to be shy while flirting, having hair is an absolute necessity. Baldness just won't do. The classic shy flirting pose always involves the touching of hair.

Heres Sophie performing a classic piece of shy flirting. Note the touching of the hair.
http://portfolio.kevinthom.com/albums/portraits/sophie_shy_smile.jpg

panda100

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Probably like Kneau Reeves in the second Matrix. Natural and dark with no hair colouring.

Oh yes. Dark and manly just the way I like mens hair to be.

nealmac

Schoolgirl pigtails.:D

PaulyB63

This is the gayest thread ever!! Still though... To be a woman for a day... That must rock!!

PaulyB63

This is the gayest thread ever!! Still though... To be a woman for a day... That must rock!!

futuredeath

mullhawk

NoDayBut2Day

If I were a guy, I'd want long-ish hair too. The kind that swoosh and blow in your eyes... haha.