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Balls

  • 05-10-2006 3:26pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭


    Did anyone hear what happened in the LRC today. Did someone really rob all the balls outof the mice, in the computers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,004 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    i thought they were either stuck or laser...that that was mission impossible


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    One of the guys in the class said he was talking to one of the techies and apparently an order of laser mice came in as mice with balls. So balls it is on the 2nd floor.

    But heres where it gets interesting, people are taking the balls from a machine so the mouse wont work. Then they can come back to that machine later on and pop the ball back in and use it.

    A primitive booking system or knackers as I like to refer to them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,925 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    balls are a hot commodity these days! they sell by the ounce! the get bought for the asian market where all their 12 yr old brassers have the knees worn out from all the blowjobbin so they need replacement knee bones. them mouse balls happen to be the perfect replacement. this is a serious issue that we can no longer ignore! the corporations and the fat cats are happy to sit idley by, while the nutsacks of many a paedo gets emptied by a child army of male/female brassers! we need to rise up against this! it is our duty as human beings! whos with me? I say we march on washington and get cushions for the poor little diseased ****ers, so they can suck us dry without us havin to bear their incessant crying when their knees start to bleed!!!

    eh sorry, got carried away there! eh, down with this sorta thing etc...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    The_B_Man wrote:
    balls are a hot commodity these days!

    Youve got balls, I like balls!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,925 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    bah, i jsut got a message on bebo. i was expectin one from someone else. imagine my disappointemnet when it was from YOU!!!

    ps can u see Kate Moss's muff in pic 8? i can defo see a bitta flesh tbh!

    unless...

    she has balls... you like balls, apparently.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    Yeah there is def some muff there!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Laguna


    You could, of course, bring in your own balls..


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 4,569 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ivan


    The_B_Man wrote:
    balls are a hot commodity these days! they sell by the ounce! the get bought for the asian market where all their 12 yr old brassers have the knees worn out from all the blowjobbin so they need replacement knee bones. them mouse balls happen to be the perfect replacement. this is a serious issue that we can no longer ignore! the corporations and the fat cats are happy to sit idley by, while the nutsacks of many a paedo gets emptied by a child army of male/female brassers! we need to rise up against this! it is our duty as human beings! whos with me? I say we march on washington and get cushions for the poor little diseased ****ers, so they can suck us dry without us havin to bear their incessant crying when their knees start to bleed!!!

    eh sorry, got carried away there! eh, down with this sorta thing etc...

    The_B_Man, single-handedly lowering the IQ of Carlow IT forum readers, since 2003.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    Laguna wrote:
    You could, of course, bring in your own balls..

    I took you up on your advice, spent the night in a cell, im up on indecent exposure and crimes against computer hardware in November :o


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,195 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    The_B_Man wrote:
    bah, i jsut got a message on bebo. i was expectin one from someone else. imagine my disappointemnet when it was from YOU!!!

    ps can u see Kate Moss's muff in pic 8? i can defo see a bitta flesh tbh!

    unless...

    she has balls... you like balls, apparently.

    i want link to said pics, NOW!!!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,925 ✭✭✭The_B_Man




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭El_mariachi


    The_B_Man wrote:

    was she smoking on stage too?!

    alert the media!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,925 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    eh, get wit the times! it was all over the paper the day after the gig! nothin was mentioned bout her flange tho, which shows the media are asexual cuntrags! more flange in the papers, i say!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithimac


    B-man I salute you:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,479 ✭✭✭wheres me jumpa


    daithimac wrote:
    B-man I salute you:D

    For the love of god, dont encourage him!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,925 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    haha too late! im well encouraged now!
    i shall make it my life long mission now to find pictures of "wardrobe malfunctions" and post them on here.....actually, only difference is that ill be posting them on here. everything else is just me normal standard daily routine.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,195 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    The_B_Man wrote:
    haha too late! im well encouraged now!
    i shall make it my life long mission now to find pictures of "wardrobe malfunctions" and post them on here.....actually, only difference is that ill be posting them on here. everything else is just me normal standard daily routine.


    you will have my full support


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