a REAL Groaner....

Lust4Life

Subject: proud dad


A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
The doctor comes in and informs the dad that
his son was born without a torso,arms or legs.

The son is just a head!

But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can,
with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is
proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink
for his boy.

With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the
bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes
his first sip of alcohol.

Whooosh! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts in to a whoop of joy.
The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "T ake another drink"!
The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Whooosh! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink "!
The bartender ignores the whole affair.
By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he
reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

Whooosh! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees, tearfully giving thanks!!
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left....then to the right ... right through the front
door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and
kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says...
















"He should have quit while he was a head!"

de5p0i1er

Hee hee hee, I like.

spudington16

I saw it coming but I couldn't look away... Nice one!

Lust4Life

I may as well just continue posting the bad jokes here....


Women's Ass Size Study

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses.

The results are pretty interesting:

1. 85% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.

3. The remaining 5% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway!

county

the pain of it all;)

neoB

Lol, I like those and love the last one. Wasn't expecting that!

Kojak

Nice one