TCN Manwhores Union

Jack B. Badd

I feel bad about not supporting local enterprise...
Any chance of a free sample? Or a cut price display model?

chamlis

I'm working on you right now. Get back in here!

Star Lord

You should be coming to the chief if you're looking for free samples

chamlis

*panting*
Fine! These'll be free! Just get back in here!

Lust4Life

And where would a Manwhore thread be without Delicious Dave?

Star Lord

chamlis wrote:

*panting*
Fine! These'll be free! Just get back in here!

Oh no you don't, she booked you for 5 days, she gotta pay, even if its only in tasty dinners of your choice!

chamlis

I am weak. Forgive me leader. I became......over-zealous. -_-

Star Lord

You gotta think with your head man!!!

No...
The other one...

Donegal Lass

*AHEM* (creeping out of the shadow she's been silently watching from the last 3 hours)

Jack B. Badd

I just got back from tea...What did I miss?

chamlis

*Insulted*
I've been earning my wage with you in the back room. Aparently you don't remember....

Jack B. Badd

What?? It was really good "tea"...

Star Lord

*pssst... just got back from tea is her way of hiding what shes been at...*

Hmm well into the afternoon and still no bookings for me, but everyone else is booked up!

Lust4Life

Hmmmm... Having Tea it's called now?
And I'm on my 5th cup of coffee! Damn the luck!

Jack B. Badd

Only your fifth? Oh honey, catch up!

Star Lord

Some of the guys are tea, some are coffee.

I'm red bull

chamlis

That's funning actually cos I used to have the "tea" code word with someone....
"Let's have some tea."

Jack B. Badd

hehe...marshmallows.

Star Lord

One lump or two?

Lust4Life

So now you're like Pavlov's Dog then? The mention of tea arrouses you?

TEA! TEA! TEA![

Jack B. Badd

DamoElDiablo wrote:

One lump or two?

What a question to be asking a girl! And in public too! :eek:

Lust4Life

Roffles!!!!!

Jack B. Badd

Tea!!!
/me runs around after Lusty screaming "tea" at her and flailing my arms

Star Lord

/me doesn't drink tea :eek:

DarthWraak

I took a quick look around the manwhores union hq yesterday. Within 10 steps from the door, I saw this poster...



I spared no time getting the hell out of there as fast as I could.

Lust4Life

DW, Baby, where have you been?
Love the new sig!

So you don't want to be my Man Whore?

/me sobs.

Star Lord

DarthWraak wrote:

I took a quick look around the manwhores union hq yesterday. Within 10 steps from the door, I saw this poster...

I spared no time getting the hell out of there as fast as I could.

Hmmm... While true, this is defamation, as we have you on CCTV putting said poster on the wall, then going to our toilets for a conspicously long period of time... :eek:

chamlis

What were you doing DW? WHAT WERE YOU DOING!!!?!!

Woa. It was like I was back in nam there for a second. Sorry man.
I nearly lost my leg in nam. RATHFARNHAM!

Donegal Lass

is this wat it's come to??

Jack B. Badd

/me cries

Donegal Lass

while secretly gleeful!??

Jack B. Badd

nope, I stubbed my toe

Donegal Lass

aww man that sucks!! *hug*

chamlis

/me licks all the customers.

Thank you! We're closing for today. Thank you! Don't let the door hit you on the way out

Donegal Lass

is that going on previous experiences when your ass got stuck in it??

chamlis

0_0
Get out.

Jack B. Badd

Donegal Lass wrote:

is that going on previous experiences when your ass got stuck in it??

I roffled so hard milk came out my nose...and I had not been drinking teh milk!

Donegal Lass

chamlis wrote:

0_0
Get out.

*puts hand up* ok ok im going quietly....... *stifles giggles*

Star Lord

*ahem* Chamlis, this is Thigh-Trembling Thursday, late opening

You have been on the go all day so feel free to go home early though.

*claps his hands together*
Right, whos first?

Jules

only one manwhore who makes me tremble.... but i dont see him anywhere... god damn it!

DarthWraak

w00t, it feels good to be back in tCN!

Now diablo, I only put that up to give the lonely hearts out there a bit of comfort

jules80 has offically changed her nick!!!

Jules

yeah its just a giggle, being a sub and all jules80 was boring, gonna have a giggle with this one for the moment!!!!!


not sure everyone is too happy... but see me, do i give a rats ass!?

Nope i didnt think so!

Star Lord

DarthWraak wrote:

Now diablo, I only put that up to give the lonely hearts out there a bit of comfort

Still doesn't explain why you were so long in the toilet and emerged sweaty and smiling!!!;)

Jules

DarthWraak wrote:

w00t, it feels good to be back in tCN!

where were ya anyway DW?

DarthWraak

college

And YOU can talk diablo. Ye, I saw you last night coming from your office, as red as berrys, holding FHM in your left hand, as your right hand was shaking wildly. You smelt a bit off as well

Jack B. Badd

Have I killed cham? He doesn't appear to be breathing...

Jules

Get Off His Face Then!!!

takola

What's jules80's new nick???

Jack B. Badd

lol Hmmm...I think I need a replacement Manhoor. Oi, you!

mrsanti, takola. Can't say I see the appeal myself but anyways...

Jules

takola wrote:

What's jules80's new nick???

yeah just having a bit of fun... does it suit me?