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  • 13-10-2006 9:08am
    #1
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭


    Bad boys, bad boys....what ya gonna do, what ya gonna do when they come for you?


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  • #2
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Not gonna barricade myself in, they shoot ye if ye do that...


  • #3
    layke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    When you were eight and you had bad traits
    You go to school and learn the golden rule
    So why are you acting like a bloody fool
    If you get hot you must get cool

    BAAAD BOYS, BAAAD BOYS.


  • #4
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    What would you do?
    What would you do if I stepped on you?


  • #5
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Hide under the bed!


  • #6
    NeiloMac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭NeiloMac


    Nobody naw give you no break
    Police naw give you no break
    Soldier naw give you no break
    Not even you 'idren naw give you no break
    Hey hey


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  • #7
    sonic juice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    hide under pink and blue seaweed!


  • #8
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Bad dude, bad dude
    what ya gonna do
    what ya gonna do when you go for a poo?


  • #9
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I will gather you all in a ranch and have a stand off with the police. Then we will all drink "the heavenly fluid" and a spaceship will take us to Mars.


  • #10
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Whoa, we're venturing into David Bowie territory here now.


    ....Ground control to major tom.


  • #11
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Can you hear me major tom?


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  • #12
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    He's finished for the evening, I'm on the night shift, so yes, I can hear you.


  • #13
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I'm a woman's man: no time to talk, Kharn.


  • #14
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Whether youre a brother or whether youre a mother, you're stayin alive when I'm filling in for Major Tom.

    Feel the city breakin and everybody shakin, you're still stayin alive.

    Anyway, enough of this jive talking, there're police to be sung about...


  • #15
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    but I swear it was in self deffense


  • #16
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    but i swear, i slipped, reached out to stop myself from falling and grabbed his wallet by mistake.


  • #17
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Stop, drop and roll.


  • #18
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I shot the Sheriff. But I did not shoot the Deputy.


  • #19
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Assume the position...


  • #20
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and may be held against you... did I hear you say boobies? :p


  • #21
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    BoObIeS O.O


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  • #22
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    DamoElDiablo wrote:
    BoObIeS O.O

    Hello, girls!


  • #23
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Mine are Paris and Nikki :p


  • #24
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Mine are The Filthy Assistants, Channon and Yelena :)
    /me <3s Transmet


  • #25
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I'll stop beating my wife, put some pants on and go for a kip under my mobile home with my pet dog.


  • #26
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Spud-eating wife-beater?


  • #27
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Put your hands on the bonnett and spread 'em!


  • #28
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Done!


  • #29
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    //frisks... throughly...

    //wipes away sweat

    //frisks some more


  • #30
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Find anything?


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  • #31
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, you'll need to come with me for a body cavity probe... I mean search...


  • #32
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Jack B. Badd wrote:
    Spud-eating wife-beater?


    Indeed, Waddup, my spud-eating wife-beater?


  • #33
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I looooove the phrase! :D


  • #34
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    *Is drinking some wife-beater right now*
    mmm, Stella......


  • #35
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Did someone say BOOBIES? (8008135)


  • #36
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I saw 2 nipples tonight :) And neither of them were mine!


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  • #37
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    :o Where can I see the alleged nipples? (for evidence you understand)


  • #38
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Don't it's a trick!


  • #39
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Sparky-s wrote:
    8008135

    haha! I do that all the time on my calculator...it never gets old!


  • #40
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Doomspell wrote:
    haha! I do that all the time on my calculator...it never gets old!


    You know, when you're right, you're right. And you? you're always right!


  • #41
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Except when she's left...


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  • #42
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Or down......hmmmmmmm


  • #43
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    hey, hey I saved the world today.


  • #44
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Nope, you only saved Sligo!


  • #45
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Okay folks... move along now, nothing to see here... go back to your homes...


  • #46
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    I faught the law, and the law one. So I changed the law. True story.


  • #47
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    It is you know, I was there when he did it. I took the picture that appeared in the paper. It was a lovely picture.


  • #48
    homah_7ft
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,125 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    Am I the one of the bad boys being questioned or are the people coming for me bad boys?


  • #49
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    dun nuh nunh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhhh......PHUCK them.... and their law.


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