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Alternatives to "Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum" etc

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  • 15-10-2006 6:58pm
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    xha1r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭


    Hey,

    We've named our different services using the above words, but they are highly unoriginal and uninspiring. Would anyone have any alternatives?

    Regards,
    JB.


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    Pa ElGrande
    Registered Users Posts: 3,569 ✭✭✭Pa ElGrande


    Hmm???

    Sounds like marketing speak, it makes no sense.
    You need to put this in context.

    Net Zero means we are paying for the destruction of our economy and society in pursuit of an unachievable and pointless policy.



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    useruser
    Registered Users Posts: 269 ✭✭useruser


    xha1r wrote:
    We've named our different services using the above words, but they are highly unoriginal and uninspiring. Would anyone have any alternatives?

    How about "Crap, OK, Deadly?"

    I'll PM you with my invoice.


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    chasm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,083 ✭✭✭chasm


    something like opal, ruby amethyst, diamond?
    maybe not those ones exactly as i wouldnt be sure of which order they should be in, but im sure you get my gist(I HOPE!!)


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    xha1r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭xha1r


    You got the idea anyway dude ;)

    Amethyst?

    Thanks :)


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    Ideo
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    alpha, beta, gamma...


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    hmmm
    Registered Users Posts: 11,205 ✭✭✭✭hmmm


    "Cuddle", "Bearhug" and "2 Person sleeping bag"


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    DonkeyStyle \o/
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    Service 1, Service 2, Service 3.


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    #9
    mneylon
    Registered Users Posts: 7,739 ✭✭✭mneylon


    Depends what you are selling and to whom also

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    sceptre
    Registered Users Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    Regular, Large, Supersize?

    Or if you're Japanese: Way Too Big, Too Big, So Small You'll Lose it And Have To Buy Another?

    Providing a half-assed notion of what you're selling would rather help.


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    loyatemu
    Registered Users Posts: 14,891 ✭✭✭✭loyatemu


    hip, cool, groovy, fandabidozy.


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    xha1r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 311 ✭✭xha1r


    I'll say hosting, even though it ain't hosting, but I'd imagine the names would suit each other... For example, Blacknight and H365 have Basic, Advanced, Business, Enterprise (or something like that). That's what I'm looking for, but different!


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    mneylon
    Registered Users Posts: 7,739 ✭✭✭mneylon


    Ok
    Pick a metaphor eg. chess - so you could have different chess pieces
    cards - poker values
    cars - grades ?

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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,353 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    sceptre wrote:
    Or if you're Japanese: Way Too Big, Too Big, So Small You'll Lose it And Have To Buy Another?
    naw they'd have much better names

    the tea ceremony, cherry blossom on a spring morning , migtating storks, mt fuji in winter


    how about naming them after your competitiors ?
    pc world, DELL , IBM , us


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    #15
    Hitchhiker's Guide to...
    Registered Users Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Hitchhiker's Guide to...


    what you have is fine TBH - people know what they mean - no need to reinvent the wheel.

    thread closed


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