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A Halloween Groaner...

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  • 17-10-2006 1:00am
    #1
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭


    A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

    when behind him he hears:



    BUMP...




    BUMP...




    BUMP...





    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.




    BUMP...





    BUMP...





    BUMP...






    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him





    FASTER...





    FASTER...




    BUMP...







    BUMP...






    BUMP...





    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.








    However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping










    clappity-BUMP...






    clappity-BUMP...






    clappity-BUMP...





    On his heels, the terrified man runs.





    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps!!



    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.









    Bumping and clapping toward him.





    The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
    but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!









    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...





































    (hopefully you're really ready for this!!!)


























    The coffin stops!

    ( Oh shut up...I thought it was funny )


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    #2
    redzerdrog
    Registered Users Posts: 7,750 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    Taxi........................................


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    #3
    gramlab
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭gramlab


    Groan ... but I laughed as well :D


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    #4
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Made me groan.


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    #5
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    terrible...


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    #6
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Intriguing, what happened then?


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    #7
    Lynfo
    Registered Users Posts: 312 ✭✭Lynfo


    groaning on the outside but having a little giggle too...


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    #8
    Diarmsquid
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    I can see a television ad coming out of this.

    I giggled...

    I mean laughed! I don't giggle.


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    #9
    Jack Bauer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Jack Bauer


    I smiled....dats it


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    #10
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    I want that lost time back. :(


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    #11
    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    I cut my knee.....


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    #12
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Still laughing!
    Great stuff!


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    #13
    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    I came this close to punching my screen. :mad:


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    johnny_ultimate
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,518 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Saw it coming ;) But the groan was audible.


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    #15
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Oh god :)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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