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Quotes from podge and rodge.

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  • 17-10-2006 4:43pm
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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭


    Ok I take it most people watched the evil twins last night?
    So what was your favourite quote from it?
    Mine was when they were talking about the ryder cup and some fine RTE one was at the K club making an opening speach when rodge said "id ride her cup":D


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    Diarmsquid
    Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭Diarmsquid


    After they played Spioral's video:

    "Ah come on now Podge, will ya play the real one."


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    ANXIOUS
    Registered Users Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭ANXIOUS


    hard to pick lol

    RODGE AND PODGE QUOTES
    I'm as sick as a small hospital

    I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child

    She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se

    Your're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

    He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

    He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

    As funny as a burning orphanage

    He's so camp, he ****es tent pegs

    I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

    I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover) (when leaving)

    I'm off like a debs dress

    She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

    As busy as the dalkey dole office

    Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

    I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the
    exhaust of the
    van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

    Up and down like a hoor's knickers

    No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

    Did your mother find out who your father is yet?

    What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt

    Not even the tide would take her out

    Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her

    Daz wouldn't shift her

    Des Kelly wouldn't lay her

    A sniper wouldn't take her out

    Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

    If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

    She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off
    a
    nettle

    She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede

    If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the
    wall


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    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    ROFL. I love that show.
    Best Quote Podge:Behind every great man..... Rodge: Theres a woman with a strap on.
    Best Quote To the Cheeky Girls: Your from Transilvainia You must be good at sucking then.


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    de5p0i1er wrote:
    ROFL. I love that show.
    Best Quote Podge:Behind every great man..... Rodge: Theres a woman with a strap on.
    Best Quote To the Cheeky Girls: Your from Transilvainia You must be good at sucking then.
    They were great, them ones!:D


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    sbell2205
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭sbell2205


    could somebody help me out, im looking for the clip of podge and rodge, "are ya makin the tae" but i cant find it on youtube. has anybody a link i can use to get it..


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