Major turn-ONs

Scraggs

GSOH, scent and a bit odd to some people but if guys have a nice nape [back of the neck] its so hot.





[that last bit seems really odd]

fish-head

Overbites... mmm..

dr.bollocko

I like my women like I like my home cured fish.
Oily.

ferdi

strict, very strict.

Sleepy

Not realising how beautiful she is...

I know only one person like that and just don't have the guts to tell her

Dun laoire

Denim skirt (tanned legs) with white high heels

Splinter

white thigh high socks...anyone seen marie antoinette will know what im talking about...

miles teg

agility
catsuits
thigh boots
... perhaps being a super villainess

Dun laoire

splinter wrote:

white thigh high socks...anyone seen marie antoinette will know what im talking about...

Havent seen the film but i know what you're talkin about. A must in every relationship. White high heels too to match:D

Tar.Aldarion

Biting her lower lip, going up on her toes to kiss you, how much she looks like avril lavigne :P, long straight hair, black clothes - corsets etc.
Intelligence, humour, and oh god, a nice side profile of tummy gets me bad, almost as much as the clothes fetish.

stipey

a nice slender back in a backless top (generally not on guys though)

sexy as hell without being too revealing in a T&A sense.

kevmy

Demetrius wrote:

Being able to foot turf in the bog.:)

A must for every man
Curly dark hair.
And as they say around here "a bit o meat on her" ie. not super thin/always straining to be thin/thinking about being thin. Drives me mad it does

Ickle Magoo

Broad shoulders
Dark hair & eyes
Cute butt
Funny but not imature
Educated & well heeled

The Sweeper

A hairy chest.
Some muscles - doesn't have to be ripped, but bulky is better.
No effeminate traits.
Someone who is comfortable in their own skin.

Heisenberg.

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Baby4

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Kintarō Hattori

miles teg wrote:

agility
catsuits*
thigh boots*
... perhaps being a super villainess

Hey your me!! What gives?

white high heels

Second that. They are trashy but oh so sexy.











*Where's Magpie to rip the *iss out of us?

ferdi

D.I.Y. skills

Naked Lepper

t & a

masterK

In a women.

Beer belly,
Small breasts,
Large thighs,
Wrinkles,
layers and layers of makeup,
husky or traveller accent,
cotton cheque shirts.
Thick black framed glasses.

Oh yeah baby!!

Ickle Magoo

masterK wrote:

In a women.

Beer belly,
Small breasts,
Large thighs,
Wrinkles,
layers and layers of makeup,
husky or traveller accent,
cotton cheque shirts.
Thick black framed glasses.

You do realise this is supposed to be what turns you ON? Lol! Beer belly?!

threebeards

A top that's fractionally too short so as to reveal about an inch or 2 of flesh - good God!!!:D

MicraBoy

Writing across the arse of pants/underwear.

justsomebloke

sence of humour,
is a decent human being,
nice eyes,
red head,
cute
oh and a girl who pushes herself in the gym with a good routine, (sometimes there is nothing more sexy then a girl who is dripping in sweat but is pushing herself to her limits and doesn't give a **** what anybody thinks of her at that moment)

and just in case it goes to a tie breaker with all else being the same a good rack FTW

6th

Smelling of vanilla! (smells like flogs to me ... yummy)

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Alcohol.... does it for me every time, I just love girls who pile me with drink.

layke

MinesBIGSLUT wrote:

A hairy chest.
Some muscles - doesn't have to be ripped, but bulky is better.
No effeminate traits.
Someone who is comfortable in their own skin.

Coincidence??

You've been looking for a bloke that works out with hairy chest.
I've been looking for a Big slut.

At last we've found each other, Win-win!!!

miles teg

threebeards wrote:

A top that's fractionally too short so as to reveal about an inch or 2 of flesh - good God!!!:D

thought you were going to say an inch or 2 of nipples

greenkittie

>A nice smooth body, toned and slim, but no visible muscles also good broad shoulders.
>Tall, 6ft 2 is the perfect height.
>Blonde hair, preferably curly or a bit messy
>Scars - show hes a man of action!
>Have to be exciting and adventurous i want someone who's going to come up with and go along with any crazy plan that comes along! My perfect guy would meet me one day, be half way across the world with me the next day.
>Have to want to party with me as much as is physically possible.
>I also find myself extremely attracted to people who are wanted or liked by lots of other people. I like the idea of "hes mine, arn't you jealous".
>Have to have better dress sense than me!

Jimoslimos

bluto63 wrote:

Anyone else find the soft east London accent on a girl particularly sexy?

Nooooooo! Thats just wrong, she'd have to be from the Outer Hebrides before I'd consider her accent to be soft enough (as far away from east london as possible). Come to think of it I'd rather have a Louth/Dundalk accent on a girl than an east london one

mountainyman

Lives on the Mountain
Not my sister

The Sweeper

layke wrote:

Coincidence??

You've been looking for a bloke that works out with hairy chest.
I've been looking for a Big slut.

At last we've found each other, Win-win!!!

Superb! I'd like to offer you the full range of sluts, including:

Tristrame
Sparky-s
Piste
Beruthiel
CSG
amp
Faith
Gordon
Sarky
Blub2k4

And some others whose dedication to the cause may have passed me by... Just check out the tag lines, locations and signatures of your fellow posters. Sluts are easily identifiable on these boards - they wear labels.

Ain't that a turn-on?

Pigman II

ferdi wrote:

D.I.Y. skills

not to mention nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.

Wertz

Jimoslimos wrote:

Come to think of it I'd rather have a Louth/Dundalk accent on a girl than an east london one

Oh come on now, by the time you've gotten to that stage, deafness is probably a better option...

free2fly

gorgeous eyes
great smile
great kisser
makes me laugh
intelligent
smells good
great kisser
did I say great kisser?

GerryRyan

Ditto on the red-hair, that or brunette. Don't like blondes for whatever reason.
Eyes and smile do it for me every time. The rest is just a bonus.
Good dresser/kisser.

Oh, and I she knows her music or plays some sort of instrument/can sing, I'm sold.

Civilian_Target

Baby4 wrote:

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And a south facing back garden?

darkflower

heaven scent and powerful aair of elegance

greenkittie

ThatGuy wrote:

Oh, and I she knows her music or plays some sort of instrument/can sing, I'm sold.

God i hate musical guys, totally puts me off them. Bloody show off assholes in general.

spooiirt!!

A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb F*ing mouth shut.

chamlis

spooiirt!! wrote:

A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb F*ing mouth shut.

Cool. Where can I buy your book?

hullaballoo

Back dimples.

orangerooster

Brunette, nice eyes (preferably brown), smart, slightly nerd-ish and thinking about it the lip biting thing people have been talking about are the general things that would be turn ons for me.

tensecyclist

a fresh, clean smell
tidy fingernails
neat clothing

ferdi

masterK wrote:

In a women.

Beer belly,
Small breasts,
Large thighs,
Wrinkles,
layers and layers of makeup,
husky or traveller accent,
cotton cheque shirts.
Thick black framed glasses.

Oh yeah baby!!

ooooh yeah!

Raiser

Scraggs wrote:

GSOH, scent and a bit odd to some people but if guys have a nice nape [back of the neck] its so hot.





[that last bit seems really odd]

Women are so weird - we like tits and ass - ye wimmin like millions of abstract and inexplicably odd things.

- I'm off to get a Rikki makeover on my Nape..... :cool:

dr.bollocko

chamlis wrote:

Cool. Where can I buy your book?

Its called American Psycho. Its written by Brett Easton Ellis.

dellas1979

I know what you mean about the "nape" - ooohhh. Especially if its soft.
Also, you know just below the chin on the neck, bit of stubble there, lovely and soft. Ooohhhh. Nice arms too, which I think was mentioned before. Slightly muscular. Hugable. Good kisser. Brown eyes. Hhhmmmmmmmmm.

leef23

Back dimples/butt dimples does it for me

if you don't know what i'm talking about check out thelink

OliviaM

a super handsome face!:cool: