"Did I ever tell you's"

SystemError

Did I ever tell you........

....people always call me "The Dictionary".
Why ??
Have you seen my "definition" ??
:: lifts sleeve and kisses arm ::

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.....I got arrested yesterday.
Why ??
For bringing out these guns
:: lifts sleeve and kisses arm again ::

petes

My god.

SystemError

: : bows : :

thank you, thank you. come again.

daithimac

you should be brought out back and shot in the back of the head, alot.:mad:

Hail 2 Da Chimp

SystemError wrote:

.....I got arrested yesterday.
Why ??
For bringing out these guns
:: lifts sleeve and kisses arm again ::

hahaha I use that one all the time!!!

The Bollox

SystemError wrote:

Did I ever tell you........

....people always call me "The Dictionary".
Why ??
Have you seen my "definition" ??
:: lifts sleeve and kisses arm ::

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.....I got arrested yesterday.
Why ??
For bringing out these guns
:: lifts sleeve and kisses arm again ::

I... don't erm... I er... what?

Dan133269

pretty good

@ Marts he's referring to his muscles!

TerrorFirmer

haha, not bad actually.

Remembering scene from Anchorman with "the guns"...

The Bollox

"there's only one way to bag a classy woman like Veronica; give her two tickets to the gun show"

TerrorFirmer

Marts wrote:

"there's only one way to bag a classy woman like Veronica; give her two tickets to the gun show"

Kojak

Oh Lord. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

SystemError

Dan133269 wrote:

pretty good

@ Marts he's referring to his muscles!

Correction Dan the Man: SHE's reffereing to HER muscles