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  • 27-10-2006 10:35am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭


    An American, a Brit and a Chinese man are all drafted into some crazy
    post apocalyptic army where they would all be on the same side.

    Anyway, the general turns to them and say to the American, "Get yo ass
    down to the mess hall and sort us out some food!"

    "YES, SIR!" shouts the yank, and runs off.

    The general turns to the Brit and shouts "Get you ass down to the
    armoury and get us some damn hell ass guns!"

    "YES, SAH!" shouts the Brit, and runs off.

    The General turns to the Chinese man, and says "Get yo ass down to the
    inventory, sort us out some supplies!"

    "Yes, Sir!" Shouts the Chinaman, and runs off.

    4 Hours later, the General returns to find the Brit and American waiting
    patiently in a line.
    The general says "I can see the food, I can see the damn hell ass guns,
    but where in the sweet Jesus **** is the Chinaman?"

    "he hasn't come back from down the hall" says the Brit.

    The General marches down the hall angrily, and goes into one of the
    rooms, and flips on a light switch.

    "SUPPLIES!!!!" yells the Chinaman, jumping from behind a shelf.

    ___________________________________________________________

    Yes, SystemError did it again !


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    I laughed. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Warrants a smile :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,393 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    yup i laughed out loud :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Lollerz, I haven't laughed out loud at a joke here for a bit, keep these coming SystemError, they are truly great.

    My Turn, Did ya hear bout the gorilla??

    He thought he was a toaster!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    netwhizkid wrote:
    My Turn, Did ya hear bout the gorilla??
    He thought he was a toaster!!

    ROFFLE :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Not Bad :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Yay! I love that one!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    a bit 1950s


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    i dont get it


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Steoob wrote:
    i dont get it
    OLRY?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 29,518 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    Remember thinking this joke was racist back in the day... ah my innocence back in 2005 ;)
    A corny classic.


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