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27-10-2006 4:18pm

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SystemError

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Mammy Onion, Daddy Onion and Baby Onion are walking across the road
one day.
Suddenly a car speeds around the corner hitting into baby onion
and drives off, an ambulance is called and two hours later mammy and daddy
onion are in A&E, pacing the floor and waiting on the news of their
son.

A doctor walks in to them and says

"There's good news and bad news: The good news is that baby onion is gonna live, the bad new is.........................

................................. he's gonna be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

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#2 27-10-2006 4:19pm
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I chuckled, don't know if thats good or bad.

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#3 27-10-2006 4:44pm
foxy06

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Did you hear about the vegetarian that died?

There was a big turnip at the funeral!

He! He!

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#4 27-10-2006 4:49pm
MarkR

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foxy06 wrote:

Did you hear about the vegetarian that died?

There was a big turnip at the funeral!

He! He!

To see justice for all the vegetables that were eaten?

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#5 27-10-2006 4:59pm
SystemError

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foxy06 wrote:

Did you hear about the vegetarian that died?

There was a big turnip at the funeral!

He! He!

Bravo

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#6 28-10-2006 12:48am
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rofl

best of your jokes yet

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#7 28-10-2006 4:48pm
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I laughed, but I don't know why.

Maybe its one of those "These jokes are so bad, they are actually funny"

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#8 28-10-2006 4:53pm
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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

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#9 28-10-2006 5:18pm
jaggeh

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Sangre wrote:

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

did sir order a one way ticket to hell?

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