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Mushroom

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  • 27-10-2006 4:34pm
    #1
    SystemError
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    Mushroom walks into a bar.
    Barman: "Sorry, we dont serve mushrooms"
    Mushroom: "Why ? Im a fun guy !"


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    aidan_walsh
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    Drier than the Atacama Desert. And only slightly funnier.


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    im_invisible
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    a sandwich walks into a bar and orders a pint

    the barman says 'sorry, we dont serve food'....


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    foxy06
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    Chinese fella walks into a bar and orders a pint

    Barman says "Sorry you're too young"

    Chinese fella says " How you know my name?" !!:)


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    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    aidan_walsh wrote:
    Drier than the Atacama Desert. And only slightly funnier.

    unlike yourself "Mr Walsh", my posts actually serve a purpose


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    SystemError wrote:
    unlike yourself "Mr Walsh", my posts actually serve a purpose
    To demonstrate how unfunny you are? Avoid personal abuse, Ted.


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    im_invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭im_invisible


    how high is a chinaman(?)

    how long is a chinamans name(?)


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    aidan_walsh
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    SystemError wrote:
    unlike yourself "Mr Walsh", my posts actually serve a purpose
    Oh well golly, there goes my weekend. I'll just be spending it all weeping over how insulted I have just been.


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    SystemError
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭SystemError


    Karoma wrote:
    To demonstrate how unfunny you are?
    To entertain you poor boardsies. Give you something to do. "Titilate" your senses and to wow you with my genius talent.


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Keep em coming, I love these types of jokes!


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    netwhizkid
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    Gordon wrote:
    Keep em coming, I love these types of jokes!

    The funniest part is how some don't get a joke and how others react it to it, like aidan_walsh and SystemError. :D


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    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    you should really just put them all in one thread rather than spamming the forum


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