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Sex cheese or chicken?

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  • #52
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Jezza, you are one of a kind, Sweetie!


  • #53
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    jezza wrote:
    I LOVE DUNKKEY FROM SHREK 2 I WANT HIS BABIES

    :eek:

    Thats gonna hurt...

    *passes Jezza a gallon of lube...*


  • #54
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh Gawd!!!!! Stop! I can't take the laughter!!!!!!


  • #55
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    MUSHED BANANA IS ALL I NEED!!
    ah do hes a****in leggend ainthe haha



    LUSTY I LUFF YOU


  • #56
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Love you too, Jezza! You're very SPECIAL!!!!!


  • #57
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Lol! :D Jezza you're a legend yourself! :D


  • #58
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    im fikkin smashed hahaha
    i should get a drink hahaha


  • #59
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, you're plenty funny already!
    No need for more drink! Think of the horsies!


  • #60
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Ah Jezza Lusty is right, you'll not be able to ride the horsies if ya keep drinkin, then you'll be sad, and probably pretty hungover and sick! :eek:


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  • #61
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    MY NOSE IS SWOLLEN jaja its nearly as big as my mouth


  • #62
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh that doesn't sound good!
    You may be seeing a doctor tomorrow instead of riding horsies!
    Put ice on it if you can!


  • #63
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    :eek: Exactly what lusty said!!! Wrap a load of ice in a drying cloth or in a bag and hold it (GENTLY!!!) against your nose


  • #64
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ha is it ok i nevr brokem y nose before hahaha

    m my eye is black under neath
    i dont bother dress up halloween


  • #65
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Well hopefully you haven't broken it, but it sounds like the chances that you have broken it are pretty high...

    Get yourself to the doctor or hospital first thing when you get up again ok?

    What happened anyway?


  • #66
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I was needed to pee and the bathroom wallmoved and smacked straight into me


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  • #67
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Ah I hate it when they do that!!!

    /me shakes fist at bathroom wall, then moves back cautiously so that it doesnt hit me too


  • #68
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    i completely wet my knickers reading this... but i do hope your ok jezza.. tried to ring you but obviously you are kinda in bits... but glad to see even through a possible broken nose you are still up entertaining the troops!!

    Ring or text me and let me know you are ok!!

    LEGEND!!!!!


  • #69
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Was jezza drinking rum too??? I know how she feels, poor wee lass!!!


  • #70
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Jezza, give us an update!
    It really does sound like you broke your nose! Ouchies!!!

    Hugs to you, Sweetie!


  • #71
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    jezza, your a spanner lol


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  • #72
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Oh dear jessus


  • #73
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You LIVE!!!!!
    How's the nose, Hon?


  • #74
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Well... elaborate... we are worried about ya, ya radge!


  • #75
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    1: jess you have the sweetest little voice, totally didnt expect you to sound like that...

    2: you area complete mad woman... seriously, drinking by yourself and managing to break your nose... seriously woman go to the doctor or the local chemist and get something... and put some ice on it....

    YOU ARE A QUEEN AMOUNGEST WOMEN!!!!! and you have only turned 18... think of 21!!!!

    luv ya babes


  • #76
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Tar says i am 6! I am all good people. I just am the all sing all dancing freak show of having two noses, ha. Its ok.

    Its like SPPPPLAT on my face lol.


  • #77
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    go to your doctor. you dont want that face any worse then it already is do you?

    :p


  • #78
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Are you sure?
    I think you ought to be looked at!


  • #79
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Put ice on it! But I think broken noses are sexy!!!;)


  • #80
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I just wanna lay here with my head on the keyboard.

    I am shaking with hungover-ness.
    And i do it all over again tonight but there shall be NO WALLS I TELL YE.

    Anti: f-uck off <3:D


  • #81
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Take care woman!!! Have that nose and head looked at by the doc/vet!!!


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  • #82
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    hahaha anti got the burnies!!!!!!

    jess seriously at least go to the chemist they might be able to give you something that will help, but if not take some neurofen, pardon the spelling im tired... was kept awake all night by some ahole snoring his head off!!!!


  • #83
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I concur! Doctor!!!!


  • #84
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    Thats it, Thats the straw that broke this sheeps back.

    Now more orgasms for you this weekend .........


    btw, thanks for my 3 stage breakfast


  • #85
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I Love You All Guys!!!
    <3


  • #86
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    My mum making me go to that ent place.
    ****ing sh1t.


  • #87
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    ent?


  • #88
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Take your mum's advice and see a doc!


  • #89
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    The Ear Nose and Throat people.



    Someone sing me a song


  • #90
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    "I could have danced all night..."

    Do you like that one?


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  • #91
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster, no its just jezzas nose...

    I THINK thats the lyrics... ;) lol


  • #92
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Those were the best days of my life...


  • #93
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Wait 'til you're 40 before you say that!!!:p


  • #94
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    jezza wrote:
    I was needed to pee and the bathroom wallmoved and smacked straight into me

    Sue the wall... Are you okay though? That sounds really painful.


  • #95
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I can chair dance


  • #96
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    That sounds painful too!!!;)


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  • #97
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ah yeah I'm grand. Just ugly. Haha


  • #98
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    Not as ugly as me I bet. My nose got squashed when I played rugby. We could start an ugly thread and post pictures to scare people.


  • #99
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Hahahahaha thats a good idea! Lol
    Big nose. Honk Honk


  • #100
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    I can scare little kids with my hooter... they run off crying to mammy!

    It was handy when I was in France though... they all thought I was related to de Gaul...


  • #101
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Hahahaha... Awww man I think I may be still pi5sed


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