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stupidly funny jokes

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  • 28-10-2006 2:30pm
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    Heisenberg.
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    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Yeah, they are sh(t, thought I stumbled into a Capt'n Moonlight thread.

    Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
    So he could hide in a cherry tree.


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    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Called anti jokes usually, pretty funny the first few times but gettin a tad old now

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    Bob the Builder
    Registered Users Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭Bob the Builder


    tehy were so crap... but i still had to laugh...


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Stupid jokes....but they were so funny:D


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    Devious
    Registered Users Posts: 547 ✭✭✭Devious


    Funnier if you do them in a German accent.


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    Kojak
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    There were terrible - I'm ashamed I laughed. :o


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    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Devious wrote:
    Funnier if you do them in a German accent.
    Genius!
    They're as funny as new now!
    Cheers.


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    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50488655&postcount=1

    So this rule is allowed be broke now?
    Mear wrote:
    Yeah, they are sh(t
    nevf wrote:
    tehy were so crap


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    #10
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Fighting Irish stop stirring. If you have a problem with a post report it.


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    opinionated
    Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭opinionated


    Devious wrote:
    Funnier if you do them in a German accent.
    If my memory serves me correctly, weren't they on the tubridy morning show years ago in a German Accent...this was when he was on 2fm...


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    cunninstunt
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    Why are there no aspirin in the jungle



    cos the "parrots-eatem-all"


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    monkey tennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭monkey tennis


    I prefer this version of the lightbulb one:

    How many anti-climaxes does it take to change a lightbulb?!?

























































    One.


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    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Peacheh wrote:
    Fighting Irish stop stirring. If you have a problem with a post report it.

    Rules are rules, when this rule first came in, i got banned for saying some joke was crap, nobdy even reported it, why let it slide for some people?


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    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Mear wrote:
    Yeah, they are sh(t, thought I stumbled into a Capt'n Moonlight thread.

    Why did the elephant paint his balls red?
    So he could hide in a cherry tree.

    What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
    A giraffe eating cherry's


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    The_Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭The_Magoo


    TomTom wrote:
    What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
    A giraffe eating cherry's
    :D:D:D:D:D Brilliant


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