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  • 31-10-2006 10:25am
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    TerrorFirmer
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    Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who sold his soul?
    He sold it to santa.

    Why didn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
    He was on a roll.

    Man goes into a doctor with a banana shoved up his nose.
    Doctor: You're not eating right.


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    Then there was the dsylexic pimp who bought a wharehouse.


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    abetarrush
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote:
    Then there was the dsylexic pimp who bought a wharehouse.
    and?.....


    somethin to do with him bein a Holesaler? :p


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    kittenkiller
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    A man walks into the doctor with a damp shoulder.

    The doctor instantly diagnoses the probelm.
    "Sir, you appear to have a drinking problem."


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    Capt'n Midnight
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    and the prostitute called Polo ?
    she made a mint with her hole.


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